COB's Creepers #6 - Frankenhooker (now happening Monday 1st Nov, 8pm!)

[COB]

Yes, please join me on Halloween night as we enjoy this slice of absolute TRASH

After his fiancée Elizabeth is killed by a lawnmower in a freak accident, mad scientist Jeffrey Franken decides to use his science skills to bring her back to life. As her body was dismembered in the accident, Jeffrey decides to build her a new one by harvesting limbs from unsuspecting New York prostitutes he lures back to his house.

Frankenhooker is available on Shudder in the UK, which can be signed up for as a seven-day free trial - both through Shudder itself or as an add-on for Prime Video. If you cancel the trial during the seven days you won't be charged (it's £4.99 a month otherwise).

 

[Lucille]

Oh I’m working on Sunday night but this sounds incredible

 

[Ellie]

Alas I will be out that evening. I’ve always been curious about what on Shudder though.

 

[ButterTart]

! Cannot WAIT!

 

[COB]

This is happening tomorrow evening, who's in?

 

[COB]

Happy Halloween and happy Frankenhooker to you! See you at 8pm

 

[COB]

Even if this is just @Butterfly and myself we're gonna have a great time

 

[ButterTart]

I'm planning to have a right old knees up tonight

 

[COB]

With the knees of unsuspecting New York prostitutes, I HOPE!

 

[COB]

FORTY TWO MINUTES TO GO

 

[COB]

Twenty five minutes! I swear that this film is utterly ludicrous and RIGHT up Moopy's street, so why not give it a go

 

[COB]

What if I told you it features multiple scenes where

Spoiler: SPOILERS FOR FRANKENHOOKER

prostitutes EXPLODE due to taking 'super crack'?

 

[COB]

This is your TEN MINUTE WARNING

 

[COB]

Five minutes now

 

[COB]

The one person who said they'd join isn't currently online. What should I DO?!

 

[COB]

Alright, I'm officially POSTPONING this until either later tonight or another night - once we have had time to look into what's going on

 

[COB]

This film is great fun, and I think it would be better to wait until more people are around even if it means we miss Halloween.

 

[Marina Salty]

Managed to find a link to watch online but it's full of malware so am not proposing it to anyone.

 

[COB]

Would tomorrow at the same time work for people? @ButterTart @Lucille @Ellie and everyone else

 

[COB]

Managed to find a link to watch online but it's full of malware so am not proposing it to anyone.

I'll PM you x

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, I'm here. Internet went up it but it's looking ok now...

 

[ButterTart]

What's to do? Is it postponed?

 

[COB]

Yes, but just for one day!

 

[ButterTart]

I expect a FULL HOUSE tomorrow. Are you listening @Lucille?

 

[Lucille]

Working girls!

 

[Ellie]

Not free tomorrow either. I don’t think I want to sign up to Shudder for this though

 

[SystemAddict]

I have a link but am unsure if it can be posted here.

ANYWAY

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Close the pop-ups.

If the certainty of BARED TITS is undesirable, there's the lure of a budget Andrew McCarthy and Ravishing Rick Rude wannabe to compensate.

 

[COB]

See you TONIGHT, hookers

 

[ButterTart]

I have a link but am unsure if it can be posted here.

ANYWAY

Spoiler

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Close the pop-ups.

If the certainty of BARED TITS is undesirable, there's the lure of a budget Andrew McCarthy and Ravishing Rick Rude wannabe to compensate.

RAVISHING RICK RUDE

 

[COB]

If YOU were killed in a freak lawnmower accident, would you want to be brought back to life? Which sort of body would you like YOUR head attached to?

 

[COB]

These are the sorts of existential, deep questions you get here at COB's Creepers

 

[ButterTart]

If YOU were killed in a freak lawnmower accident, would you want to be brought back to life? Which sort of body would you like YOUR head attached to?

I’d want the body of someone healthy and in excellent shape. Kim Jong-un maybe.

 

[COB]

Just over an hour to go! Who's joining me?

 

[ButterTart]

 

[ButterTart]

I hope the science in this is sound; I'd quite like to make a Frankenhooker of my own.

 

[Marina Salty]

If YOU were killed in a freak lawnmower accident, would you want to be brought back to life? Which sort of body would you like YOUR head attached to?

I wouldn't, but if I was the body of some professional basketball player would be nice.

 

[COB]

Ten minutes!

 

[COB]

@Butterfly REBOOT THE ROUTER NOW just in case

 

[ButterTart]

Thread's live, t'internets is working fine, Shudder slowly buffering

I'm in a poisonous rage because I found a 3 CD Christmas trance album and not ONE of the songs had a video so I can't use any of them for ASFM, so this is exactly what I need to sort me out.

 

[COB]

Prepare yourself, one minute to go!