COB's Creepers #6 - Frankenhooker (now happening Monday 1st Nov, 8pm!)

[COB]

I can't believe we're almost an hour into the film and the Frankenhooker still hasn't been revealed.

She's worth the wait

 

[ButterTart]

Shit, back in a minute...

 

[COB]

You wanted expensive effects? Well there we go

 

[COB]

I have NO idea what happened to her hair

 

[COB]

But what's in the fridge?!

 

[Marina Salty]

COB will the remaining parts in that tank get alive too?

 

[COB]

COB will the remaining parts in that tank get alive too?

The possibility cannot be ruled out!

 

[COB]

I do love seeing grimy shitty old New York in films

 

[COB]

"We have Danny DeVito at home"

 

[Marina Salty]

Danny de vito

 

[COB]

Oh he's so excited! And who wouldn't be?!

 

[COB]

Her power

 

[COB]

"What are you, some kind of a Swede?!"

 

[COB]

Needless to say, this is why the Elizabeth actress was in a fatsuit at the start - she was actually a Playboy playmate in real life

 

[COB]

Another casual human explosion, standard.

 

[Marina Salty]

He looked like Rutger Hauer a lot

 

[COB]

Zorro in BITS (emotionally not physically) over losing his hos.

 

[COB]

emotionally not physically

It is important to specify this at the moment, I feel.

 

[COB]

Problematic gay stereotype alert!

 

[COB]

...and another blow-up, of course.

 

[COB]

Fuck

 

[COB]

Just pop her head back on, she's fine

 

[COB]

More of the iconic Frankenstein look for our Liz now, at least.

 

[Marina Salty]

The head fall of again

 

[COB]

There wasn't enough of you left to FRY AN EGG with

 

[Marina Salty]

Her acting is everything

 

[COB]

Bye Jeff!

 

[COB]

Oh no, the fridge

 

[COB]

Oh what a NIGHTMARE

 

[COB]

At least Zorro gets to be with his girls, forever

 

[COB]

What a twist!

 

[COB]

Probably a BIT IFFY nowadays, to be fair

 

[COB]

Well there we are!

 

[COB]

I hope you enjoyed

 

[Marina Salty]

Wow, this was quite an experience.

 

[COB]

I do hope @ButterTart returns to us also!

 

[COB]

"Thanks to: BEN DOVER'S BAR"

 

[Marina Salty]

Thanks COB for another great pick, that hookers explosion scene was phenomenal.

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry, I had to step away briefly but I'm picking up exactly where I left off. The big ass thunderstorm.

 

[ButterTart]

The Katrina likeness is actually quite unnerving.