COB's Creepers #6 - Frankenhooker (now happening Monday 1st Nov, 8pm!)

[ButterTart]

OH MY GOD HERE SHE IS

 

[ButterTart]

"I don't have any money"
*SMACK*

Relatable.

 

[COB]

Imagining the good Lord popping a purple weave on her while she was up in the clouds.

 

[ButterTart]

I love that he dressed her in the most garishly slutty ensemble to prepare for her resurrection.

 

[ButterTart]

This went to shit for him unbelievably quickly.

 

[ButterTart]

Passageway to Paris sounds like a Paris Hilton sex tape.

 

[ButterTart]

Roy Barraclough is far too eager. You've already paid her, mate, you don't have to act so grateful.

 

[ButterTart]

When I eventually get around to making that horror character fighting game, I think Frankenhooker should be in it.

 

[ButterTart]

"What are ya? Some kind of a Swede?"

Yes.

 

[ButterTart]

I love that 'feathers' was the big selling point at the end of the list of available services.

 

[SystemAddict]

There is actually a Frankenhooker DRINKING GAME.

A drinking game for Frankenhooker, you say? Time to party.

Drinking Cinema: Enhancing Cinema Through the Majesty of Alcohol.

drinkingcinema.com

 

[COB]

Incredible

 

[ButterTart]

Her head came off

 

[ButterTart]

So this turned out to be brilliant Mad as arseholes, but brilliant.

 

[COB]

Thank you for joining, and I hope our regular Creepers fans who couldn't make it last night catch up on this too

That's it for COB's Creepers for another year, but there MAY be a non-spooky cinema sync EVENT happening in the near future...

 

[ButterTart]

Creeper season over already. It goes so fast.

 

[COB]

OH
MY
GOD

Actually unbelievable

THE FLYING LEG

What a genuinely tremendous sequence.

Putting the poor bastards in a BIN BAG

The PILE OF TITS

They look like squeaky toys!

Rereading this and almost in TEARS remembering this live reaction

 

[COB]

Also - COB's Creepers 2022 coming NEXT MONTH! Films to be decided, though I appreciate that now we're out of lockdown things will probably need a bit more notice than before.

Get ready

 

[Christian]

I've always wanted to see this, I just can't imagine it could possibly live up to the title though

 

[COB]

It lives both UP and DOWN simultaneously, it's quite the thing

 

[COB]

Also - COB's Creepers 2022 coming NEXT MONTH! Films to be decided, though I appreciate that now we're out of lockdown things will probably need a bit more notice than before.

Get ready

I think I have basically planned this out now, and it will be the biggest one yet I am currently planning on FOUR evenings - two will feature one film, and two will be double-features Basically I have two things that probably wouldn't entirely fit the theme/people would shout at me for making them watch as the main course, so they will be special bonuses (or late night drunk creepers if you will). I'm already very excited!

 

[jivafox]

Can’t WAIT

 

[straightorbroken]

This came up on my facebook and I thought "I wonder if..." YES, cob has screened it. It's on my list. I was going to ask if it was any good.

 

[COB]

All of the Creepers exist beyond prosaic concepts like quality, they simply ARE Definitely watch this, I say!

 

[straightorbroken]

Special effects and soft porn I think the wikipedia promised. And I read the first 2 pages before deciding enough was enough

 

[straightorbroken]

It would actually be interesting to read how you would rank all your creepers.