COB's Creepers #8 & #9 DOUBLE FEATURE, Wednesday 12/10/22 - The Abominable Dr Phibes (8pm), Queen Kong (10pm)

[Lucille]

 

[VoR]

BEES?

 

[COB]

The bloke on top of the wardrobe on all fours! Whomst among us, etc.

 

[Lucille]

You can’t have bees in here…

 

[COB]

Beads?

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Morgan, you silly frigger.

 

[ButterTart]

BOILS? EXPOSITION?

 

[COB]

Oh here she is!

 

[ButterTart]

Here he is now, making his Airfix Michael Fabricant.

 

[VoR]

The first doctor, minutes before meeting their terrible fate

 

[COB]

I swear to god if Vincent Price doesn't have any lines and just plays the ORGAN all movie...

 

[Ellie]

“How VERY ELEGANT”

 

[Lucille]

Oh god, FURRIES!

 

[Ellie]

It’s the horse head in the background!

 

[ButterTart]

The first doctor, minutes before meeting their terrible fate

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Later in the movie, Dr Peasgood is beaten to death with a small shoe.

 

[COB]

That frog mask is never coming back off, is it?

 

[ButterTart]

It’s the horse head in the background!

The prop department ran out of ornate ones and had to make do.

 

[ButterTart]

That frog mask is never coming back off, is it?

TWIST!

 

[VoR]

What an undignified way to go

 

[Ellie]

That’s almost as funny as Halloween III

 

[ButterTart]

I love the amount of planning, coincidence and contrivance required to make each of these kills happen.

 

[Lucille]

You want more men to go after a SERIAL KILLER?!

 

[Ellie]

“Medical men die every day” - yeah but not quite like THAT

 

[COB]

Just refusing to investigate because they're doctors?!

 

[Lucille]

Very strange people practice medicine!

 

[COB]

Ooh, COLD BRAWN

 

[COB]

I don't know what cold brawn is, but I'm assuming it's similar to HASLET.

 

[ButterTart]

In fairness, bees and bats don't really suggest 'active serial killer'. A constricting frog mask is slightly harder to explain, granted.

 

[ButterTart]

TERRY-THOMAS!

 

[COB]

Phwoar, this cinefilm is RED HOT

 

[VoR]

This is an even worse way of watching porn than AOL dial-up.

 

[ButterTart]

Watching a bit of vintage knock on his clockwork DVD player. Proper boss.

 

[COB]

Go on Vulnicura, fucking slay him

 

[ButterTart]

Clearly robbed her hat off a policeman and just tried to conceal it with a bit of ribbon.

 

[Lucille]

Quite EXCITING FASHIONS.

 

[VoR]

Didn't put up much of a fight, did he?

 

[COB]

Why did he just let them inject him??

 

[ButterTart]

He's taking this BURGLARY in his stride, I must say.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite EXCITING FASHIONS.

It took me multiple viewings to realise it's set in the 1920s.

 

[Ellie]

What sort of accent is that on the son there?