COB's Creepers #8 & #9 DOUBLE FEATURE, Wednesday 12/10/22 - The Abominable Dr Phibes (8pm), Queen Kong (10pm)

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Black bag man and high glamour drag lady remind me of this exceptional couple

 

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It's like a BESPOKE BLOOD business with added violinist.

 

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CRAFT CLARET

 

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Why has this got such high ratings on imdb and rotten tomatoes

 

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Aren't you going to write down fashionable?

 

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This film feels like one big showcase for HOME DECOR and ARTY OBJECTS, both the horrific and the divine

 

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Obsessed with this awful lampshade. And by awful I mean I sort of want it

 

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Even the perspex organ is GAY ART

 

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Why is the pilot outfit giving me vibes

 

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I'm sure this cohesive plot has been explained but I can't say it's exactly grabbing my attention. Too many delicious home furnishings!

 

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Well the rats on a plane sequence was quite thrilling, not that I fully understand why the clearly docile things were eating him. So are they cursed too...to fit this greater curse? I don't understand. Obviously rats don't just start eating people. Unless you're on a plane

 

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And why is every scene with this silent evil duo presented like some kind of opulent set piece

 

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It's basically Seven with added campery and nonsensical GLAMOUR

 

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!!

The unicorn death and their reactions!

 

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Fired by a catapult no less!

 

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Yes we believe a man is going to kill you. I'm sorry. Take a sleeping pill

The who really cares tone of it all

 

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Death by fairy liquid. For the sin of housework.

 

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(I'm at work again, that's why it's taking 12 hours)

 

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PICKED CLEAN in...how long?

 

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So many expensive runways (that seemingly have nothing to do with anything)

 

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This is like the last level of a video game

 

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The Katy Perry Just Eat ad popped up loudly in the middle of this ridiculous end-game, scared the shit out of me

 

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I cannot process this

At least they're owning the visuals to the very end, logic be damned

 

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Why is she attacking it with an axe? Is it ART?

And where did he get his convenient 6 minute acid tube thing.

In fact why did anyone else have to die before this point?!

 

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Over The Rainbow just confirming it to be one big gay high fashion CONCEPT with some funny curses thrown in. I understood nothing

A truly...ABOMINABLE way to spend the night. Thanks @COB. The other one can wait. I can't bear any more.

 

[Diddy]

It’s fun just reading @Raining On Me

 

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It’s fun just reading @Raining On Me

You should give them a go, I don't think there's been a dull one yet. I don't think one has made sense yet either

 

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What BIZARRE decoration in that hospital.

I couldn't stop focusing on that. That weird mash up of green, purple and funny shapes. Hopefully not based on anything and entirely made up like the rest of the film

 

[Diddy]

You should give them a go, I don't think there's been a dull one yet. I don't think one has made sense yet either

Yeah I’m not avoiding them, I’m just never here for the sync times and I’m not sure if I can always get the movies over here

 

[COB]

Check the community forum babe

 

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Entering Queen Kong right now

I don't have much Kong universe knowledge, I assume that doesn't matter

 

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Get out the way you silly bitch!

What a way to talk to those notoriously white female tribes from the rainforests of Surrey

 

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at the gay drama already leading a disgusted Rula to request a REAL MAN

 

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It's the Costa del Sol music from Final Fantasy VII

 

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Every second so far is already DELICIOUSLY stupid and camp

RUBBISH! I'M NOT A SADIST!

 

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She's the queeny queeny for my weenie

How...alluring

 

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Rula giving every bedenimed He Man market thief hope. And yes I probably would

 

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Well hope if you see being date rape drugged and put in a sack as a measure of success I suppose

 

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Such tantalising musical numbers! From our highly authentic burn-yer-panties African tribe

 

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You'll be the biggest film star in UGANDA

How very midweek number one in Bhutan