Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
How will they differentiate between students and non-students? Or is it the entirely of that age group?
They pretend to have a student discount, ask to see their student cards and then spring on them and toss them into the Scottish streets, tenement flats towering over them as the rain pelts down.How will they differentiate between students and non-students? Or is it the entirely of that age group?
Sorry to hear about the gyms @Dark Carnival


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Don't forget the MARGEHere are some helpful diet tips from your resident expert nutritionist to help @Dark Carnival on his ROUTE À LARD
CHAQUE JOUR
Petit déjeuner : Religieuse x 6. Café x 3 (always helps with the nerves and regular ablutions, I find)
Déjeuner : Pain. Époisses de Bourgogne. As much as you like. It’s all about the FROMAGE et PONG
Dîner : Steak frites. Fromage for afters
Casse-croûte : Lindt
And lots of VIN ET CHAMPAGNE OBV![]()
Would probably pay to watch this movie.We will allow 10 minutes of squats a day as long as they’re on my face and you eat an eclair every 5 repetitions.
Don't forget the MARGE


Beurre aux cristaux de sel OBVS
How shockingly common. Also, not fattening enough. It’s all about the CHUBBY BEURRE![]()
We will allow 10 minutes of squats a day as long as they’re on my face and you eat an eclair every 5 repetitions.

I can get on board with that actuallyHere are some helpful diet tips from your resident expert nutritionist to help @Dark Carnival on his ROUTE À LARD
CHAQUE JOUR
Petit déjeuner : Religieuse x 6. Café x 3 (always helps with the nerves and regular ablutions, I find)
Déjeuner : Pain. Époisses de Bourgogne. As much as you like. It’s all about the FROMAGE et PONG
Dîner : Steak frites. Fromage for afters
Casse-croûte : Lindt
And lots of VIN ET CHAMPAGNE OBV![]()
You just went a TAD too far with the époisses every day, let's just replace that with an easier to stomach comté 
SALTED OR NOTHINGGod I love BEURRE
Merci!Beurre aux cristaux de sel OBVS
We will allow 10 minutes of squats a day as long as they’re on my face and you eat an eclair every 5 repetitions.
Even when using mouthwash immediately after?FYI there is high risk of transmission of Covid-19 via rimming.
How shockingly common. Also, not fattening enough. It’s all about the CHUBBY BEURRE![]()

This comes as a surprise to virtually no one, but I already knew thatFYI there is high risk of transmission of Covid-19 via rimming.

Tisch is the type of person that buys croissants in a can.![]()
All round to Tiguana’s for the very finest Jus-Rol! 
)So that's what the figures mean when they say "lab tested"
... I'll get my (lab) coat.

Yeah I think people have decided to define it how it suits them to be honest.
During early lockdown we had a "bubble" that was just me, my housemate and one friend. But then that friend started seeing other people sometimes too. And we were like "oh but his bubble is just him and her"... but the "her" was a nurse at the hospitalit didn't take long to conclude that the bubbles were a load of BS and we were just using the idea to make ourselves feel better about socialising.
Rishi is on the telly just now but I can't read the subtitles from my desk...seems to have been on for quite a bit.

Yep. I'm a bit of a sceptic of it, and think I'd use it more as a tool to help indicate whether I need to isolate than taking any notification as gospel (I think it gives a time and location so you could easily work out if you were dicing with Death in the pub at the time and should isolate, or minding your own business out in a field somewhere and happened to have a good bluetooth signal with someone and can assume it was a false positive). But keeping an open mind.
I went on it earlier just out of interest... it says 'do you have a cough, a fever or loss of smell/taste?' I said 'No'. It said 'We do not recommend a COVID test for you at this time' And then took me back to the front page.
Is that IT??!?!? I was expecting BELLS and WHISTLES.
The thing that's just been launched is a phone app? It has bluetooth bells and whistles
I didn't see a single friend or family member for over 2 months.
The NHS 24 one? Or is it something else?
I don't live in the UK, our lockdown was less severe and by early lockdown I mean the second month, as the first we didn't leave the house.during early lockdown no-one was supposed to have bubbles AT ALL except the people they lived with. That was the whole point of a full lockdown. I didn't see a single friend or family member for over 2 months.