UGH....It's reached Iceland now![]()
Greenland is the decider.Ooh, on Plague Inc. that's when you know you've got a good one.
We've got a couple of bottles of alcohol-free hand sanitiser.![]()
Everywhere is out of stock!Do you know how hard it is to buy that stuff right now?Everywhere is out of stock!
Coronavirus risk upgraded to "very high" by World Health Organization.
Is this just media hysteria or are things really bad?

Honey, coronavirus must be scared of themOh God, DON'T![]()

PLEASE GOD DON'T CANCEL EUROVISION IT'S ALL WE HAVE TO LIVE FOR![]()

I will piss myself laughing.
It shows you how fragile our world economy is when one flu-bug could fell the whole damn thing.

Coronavirus risk upgraded to "very high" by World Health Organization.
Is this just media hysteria or are things really bad?
IMHO there's a lot of the former but they're doing this to kick governments up the arse so they can prepare hospitals, take quarantine seriously etc

True, unless you're Venezuela, of course.
Venezuela's Maduro says coronavirus is 'weapon' aimed at China
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I reckon it's a conspiracy by DELIVERY COMPANIES.


There’s only a 97% chance of survival! 2000 deaths in ONE YEAR, by comparison to the 57,000 deaths per year from the common cold. We’re doomed, I tells you.Coronavirus risk upgraded to "very high" by World Health Organization.
Is this just media hysteria or are things really bad?
With that being said I don’t want to sound flippant when it comes to the real victims of this tragedy, let’s all please pray for Kate’s Ocado delivery.
Thoughts and prayers for those who don’t. 
People die of the common cold?
