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God damn it Claude
11 step Hand Washing Guides put up in all the washrooms. The final step is "Your hands are now safe." 


We are now actually Number 12 country in the world and look like overtaking Singapore and Switzerland tomorrow for our first top 10 placing. As a teacher, I'm obviously desperately hoping we don't hit the same kind of numbers as Italy because it would be DEVASTATING if I was forced not to work for a few weeks. Simply DEVASTATING.
Interesting that China only reported 21 new cases in the last day. Either they're talking shit or this whole thing is going to be a damp squib.
The good thing about this whole thing is that some adults will now finally learn how to wash their hands.
The good thing about this whole thing is that some adults will now finally learn how to wash their hands.
I've been trying to do that at work to see how difficult it is. I'm wearing a jumper with really BAGGY arms that can cover my hands which is helping, if I wasn't it would be almost impossible
My theory for anyone who cares. The WHO and governments know this isn't going to kill millions, but because its highly contagious they're treating it as such as practice for DISEASE X which would be both contagious and deadly. Like a dress rehearsal stress test to see how the global economy and infrastructure cope in a potentially deadly global pandemic.
I'm not even smoking weed at the minute.

Belgium suddenly with over 100 cases, where did that come from? Guys, keep touching and licking everything or you'll never make the top 10![]()
It could be, do you wash your hands up to your elbow?I've woken up with a really sore neck on the left side. IS THIS CORONAVIRUS?
163. Are we top 10 yet?
