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53 dead here now.
I'm FLUSTERED.i love how it's the first days/week of lockdown for most of us and everyone is losing their mind [liza].
That was the advice in the press conference. He defined those who had underlying health conditions as those who had the flu jab.Can somebody please point me in the direction of the official thing about flu jab isolation? I can't find it anywhere.
Your social life is fucked.Well I've cancelled my FONDUE. Supposed to be at a TV recording on Thursday and a pub thing on Friday though.
That was the advice in the press conference. He defined those who had underlying health conditions as those who had the flu jab.
Your social life is fucked.

RIP huns. It's been the shitting tits.Some kid at Ron Jr's school is in isolation. Should have kept him with the forest swelling hippies.
Bye moopy. Its been emosh.
Lots of furious pub landlords, pub/restaurant food & drink suppliers, etc on Twitter. Apparently if the lockdown was mandated they would be able to claim insurance for lost earnings, but because it's only advised, they can't.
But as there's no ban of gathering under 100 people, her tour keeps going. 
Idris Elba tested positive now despite having no symptoms. How did he even get a test then?
The pubs and clubs advice is classic Boris. Because the government are stopping short of ordering a shutdown, the onus is on the venues to decide whether to continue trading. Ergo, they're fucked either way because the government doesn't have any liability to bail them out or pay insurance.
Then they should just open. Not my Prime Minister. Fuck it gonna open my own fully unlicensed pub.Lots of furious pub landlords, pub/restaurant food & drink suppliers, etc on Twitter. Apparently if the lockdown was mandated they would be able to claim insurance for lost earnings, but because it's only advised, they can't.
I dunno, they're cracking down on pairs.Oh LouiseBut as there's no ban of gathering under 100 people, her tour keeps going.
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Then they should just open. Not my Prime Minister. Fuck it gonna open my own fully unlicensed pub.
Make sure to open the next Moopyvision round before you die. xIn other news I decided to heed @lolly's advice and nip to the barbers today before things got too crazy, only for the guy to accidentally nick my septum while trimming my beard and spend a full 5 minutes with one of his grimy fingers jammed up my nostril trying to stem the bloodflow.
So yeah, it's been nice knowing you all.
In other news I decided to heed @lolly's advice and nip to the barbers today before things got too crazy, only for the guy to accidentally nick my septum while trimming my beard and spend a full 5 minutes with one of his grimy fingers jammed up my nostril trying to stem the bloodflow.
So yeah, it's been nice knowing you all.
