Coronavirus (2 Viewers)

[ButterTart]

Well...maybe the only reason the Tories caved in and did a lockdown was to see how people would cope with shortages, restrictions etc rather than being a matter of international pressure.

I think it's safe to say we've failed that test if that's the case.

 

[GNL]

I love a bare croissant.

I'm also quite fond of an almond croissant from la boulangerie de Sainsbury's Local.

 

[Lucille]

There’s a deli near me that does BETTER croissants than anything I’ve had in France.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love a bare croissant.

I'm also quite fond of an almond croissant from la boulangerie de Sainsbury's Local.

Oh almond croissants are nice, but that's really at the limit of what's acceptable as a filling.

 

[Dark Carnival]

There’s a deli near me that does BETTER croissants than anything I’ve had in France.

I'll make you change your mind next time you're around here.

 

[octophone]

Croissonavirus

 

[ButterTart]

at the persistence with this croissant chat. Should we make a forum dedicated to pastries?

 

[Alla]

I'm gonna make croissants this weekend, I can't resist it after this hot chat.

 

[Soldi]

I'm gonna make croissants this weekend, I can't resist it after this hot chat.

Omg SEND PICS when you do

 

[AlgoAlex]

I'm gonna make croissants this weekend, I can't resist it after this hot chat.

Oh they are INFURIATING! Out of three attempt only the second went well. All those layers. Pain au chocolat has tended to go better for me, god knows why as it’s the same pastry

 

[Alla]

Oh they are INFURIATING! Out of three attempt only the second went well. All those layers. Pain au chocolat has tended to go better for me, god knows why as it’s the same pastry

I made them twice, once 3 years ago, and they were perfect, and then a few weeks ago in lockdown, it didn't go that well. I'll be back to the original recipe this time. It takes ALL DAY to make them properly, as they have to go in and out of the fridge a few times, but it's worth it. Well not really because you only get like 15 of them, but whatever.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I made them twice, once 3 years ago, and they were perfect, and then a few weeks ago in lockdown, it didn't go that well. I'll be back to the original recipe this time. It takes ALL DAY to make them properly, as they have to go in and out of the fridge a few times, but it's worth it. Well not really because you only get like 15 of them, but whatever.

I can cope with that though as it’s just lots of small amounts of time spent on each step. I’m SO SHIT at the actual cutting and rolling bit, I use a ruler and still fuck t up. The size range is always ridiculous.

 

[Alla]

Try using a piece of cardboard with the right size to cut the dough, it helps a lot.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Try using a piece of cardboard with the right size to cut the dough, it helps a lot.

OOH handy hint, love it !

 

[Lucille]

I'll make you change your mind next time you're around here.

I’ll bring the snickers!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’ll bring the snickers!

Sorry, I’m out of town. Forever.

 

[Zu]

There seems to be some sort of PARTY going on outside. Decent music for once but I’ve called the police anyway

 

[ButterTart]

There seems to be some sort of PARTY going on outside. Decent music for once but I’ve called the police anyway

I mean I know it's a lovely day and all, but I hope they all get birched nonetheless.

 

[GNL]

Interesting way to frame this... Never any breaking news about the UK having the highest death toll in Europe however.

 

[Rita]

There seems to be some sort of PARTY going on outside. Decent music for once

Vera Lynn? GRACIE FIELDS?

 

[Zu]

DUB TECHNO DARLING

Anyway it seems to have stopped now, disappointingly. I was hoping for some Alma Cogan

 

[SDF]

That bbc headline is dreadful

 

[ButterTart]

Interesting way to frame this... Never any breaking news about the UK having the highest death toll in Europe however.

Fucking Hell. Laura Kuntface must have been flicking herself off with delight at that. Now finally that dreamy Boris might notice her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Two questions.

1. Why did the octopus from the masked singer do a duet with a hologram of a young Vera Lynn?
2. Why are we so BASIC as a country?

 

[GNL]

That awkward moment when the slogan designed to keep people at home so they survive a deadly epidemic is too effective.

 

[Peekaboo]

Didn't some Tory grandee who hasn't worked a day in his life say the other day that people were eager to stay at home "a little too much"?

COME ON PLEBS, get on that public transport to our factories, YOU need to get OUR economy going!

 

[Lucille]

Yes we’re ADDICTED to furlough, because I love being trapped in my flat with zero social life.

 

[COB]

Wow that SUBTLE change from red to green, I'm sure that won't encourage everyone to rush out as soon as they can

 

[Indie]

People already are rushing out. We are a nation of petulant children with an incredibly light touch police system. There's no stopping it, frankly.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

The new slogan is utterly MEANINGLESS.

 

[Rita]

Ugh. I really wish we could have a UNIVERSAL slogan. Nicola Sturgeon is still keeping the Stay at home message in Scotland but it is going to cause confusion if people are watching a different message from Boris tonight.

 

[Berly]

Why do we need a slogan at all? Are we a nation of imbeciles that need talking down to?

I mean we clearly are (conga anyone?) but STILL.

 

[octophone]

I fucking despair. I really do. Fuck The Tories. Fuck every single last one of them in the ear with a cactus.

 

[dmlaw]

What, precisely, are we meant to stay alert for? What about a viral pandemic can be improved by keeping your wits about you other than spotting that the local supermarket has had a delivery of flour?

 

[Tetris-Rock]

These three tweets are pretty nail on head for me.

 

[octophone]

 

[octophone]

It's also fucking abusive to people who already have anxiety-related conditions. How much more alert do you think I can be on a day-to-day basis, you absolute bastards?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Alert to WHAT?

 

[Rita]

What are we expecting from the Boris announcement tonight? I am expecting VERY LITTLE which begs the question why has he waited until Sunday evening?

 

[SDF]

Stay alert of something that’s airborne and invisible to my naked eye

think I’ll just stay inside