Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes Beth!

 

[Soldi]

BETH RIGBY QOL

 

[ButterTart]

“I know I said I didn’t go to the castle, but I did. I know I shouldn’t have, but my eyesight was bad and I wanted to see if I could drive without hitting a pedestrian. Anyway, I have a child which is an exceptional circumstance unique to me so I deserve allowances. Don’t trust anything my wife has said, she talks shit.”
Rewrote that for him to cut out the waffle.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He still won't apologise.

DISGUSTING.

 

[Christian]

Even the SHITTY JUG OF WATER is raising its eyebrows

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like Olivia Colman in disguise.

 

[VoR]

This tweet and the replies to it are completely and utterly insane

 

[Soldi]

GIVE HER A FUCKING MBE

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Who is she asking questions now? She's a bit of a QOL!

 

[Beverley]

Beth doing the job that Laura and that Preston can't

 

[Beverley]

Who is she asking questions now? She's a bit of a QOL!

Beth Rigby for Sky

 

[Christian]

So let me get this right:

- I'm not sorry

- It's all the media's fault

How SURPRISING

 

[cwej]

She looks like Olivia Colman in disguise.

Literally praying it IS.

Gotcha!!

 

[Christian]

Beth Rigby never messes about

 

[cwej]

So let me get this right:

- I'm not sorry

- It's all the media's fault

How SURPRISING

Sound familiar to any other modern politicians...?

 

[Soldi]

 

[Zu]

Loving BETH

 

[Lucille]

Of course Boris knew, this is bullshit.

 

[Christian]

Sound familiar to any other modern politicians...?

 

[VoR]

Why is nobody asking him about the LUDICROUS assertion that there was literally nobody in a 200 mile radius who could take care of his child?

 

[Christian]

Boris knew. For sure.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He's such a lying sack of shit!

 

[Soldi]

It’s not even a FANCY TABLE

 

[Madison]

UNLEASH THE GIBBON

 

[rocketstail]

Cummings beating BoJo's bullshit record from yesterday. Quite a feat.

 

[Beverley]

GET HER JADE!!!!!

 

[COB]

BULLSHIT DARLING.

 

[Christian]

Oh yes, VERY EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES don't require a CHAT with your boss the PM

 

[cwej]

That journalist gave him an opportunity to even say 'in retrospect I wish I'd done something differently' - and he couldn't even bring himself to say that.

This is the man who advised the PM to NOT apologise after lying to the queen last year remember. He believes apologies are massively damaging clearly.

 

[Christian]

Oh, Channel 4 man is pretty BRUTAL usually too

 

[Madison]

Why aren't they asking about Barnard Castle - i.e. the story that was true?

 

[Christian]

"Bring back Laura with some of her lovely questions please"

 

[Ellie]

Why is nobody asking him about the LUDICROUS assertion that there was literally nobody in a 200 mile radius who could take care of his child?

I couldn’t concentrate because of that stupid noise. Didn’t he say that EVERY SINGLE other possible caregiver in London also coincidentally had symptoms?

 

[Lucille]

Is it true that the prime minister can’t do his job without you?

 

[cwej]

Oh yes, VERY EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES don't require a CHAT with your boss the PM

I get that Boris was incapacitated at the time, but there are OTHER PEOPLE that he should have spoken to. Boris isn't the only person in the goverment.

 

[Christian]

Why aren't they asking about Barnard Castle - i.e. the story that was true?

Quite

"Can you explain all the denials of Bernard Castle please?"

 

[Christian]

I get that Boris was incapacitated at the time, but there are OTHER PEOPLE that he should have spoken to. Boris isn't the only person in the goverment.

He's probably one of the few people Cummings deigns to chat to though

But Gove is one of the others so let's hear from him too

 

[Soldi]

I really hope someone does starts nationwide “GET CUM OUT” on Thursday

 

[Zu]

“Is it the case that the PM can’t do his job without you?”

 

[Christian]

Getting TESTY