DAPHNE AND CELESTE defect to the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN

[Shirley]

NAR: THE HAZELL DEAN ORCHESTRA IS REAL!

 

[Shoat]

Daphne and Celeste found wandering in "tired and emotional" state, seeking a replacement Ayatollah to follow

 

[Agneeta]

Sonique releases a Fun For Iran party track to commerate the notable fatality.

 

[ButterTart]

Ultra Naté announced Bebo-exclusive cover of Lenny Kravitz' evergreen classic Ayatollah Go My Way.

 

[Agneeta]

Lucy Letsby said to be odds on favourite to become the new Ayatollah following a guest appearance at the Brit Awards.

 

[Shoat]

She won't be for long if Road Rage Killer Tracie Andrews has anything to do with it; rumours are she's in West Iran as we speak lobbying for her own appointment

 

[ButterTart]

Beverley Allitt files for trademark on 'Allittollah'. Announcement expected soon.

 

[big ron]

Shampoo seen rehearsing in Bahrain

 

[GNL]

Stripped down, oiled up, and ready to step into the power vacuum; how Adam Rickett became the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' choice to vanguard their spiritual revolution.

 

[Shoat]

Trump has invaded Barbados after a deranged Rihanna was spotted dancing through the streets shrieking "Under my Ayatollah! Tollah! Tollah! Eh! Eh!"

 

[ButterTart]

BREAKING: N'SYNC star Joey the Fat One cuts a lonely figure during a break from filming the promotional video to his upcoming tribute single Tehran Up My Heart on Bridlington's iconic Gummers Wharf.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei "I'm a QUEEN!"

 

[Penelope]

Buying Ayatol-La! shirts now

 

[GNL]

I think I saw him hitting the vape outside Dalston Superstore last week.

 

[K.C.]

Drag Race guest judge NOW

 

[funky]

His beard does look VERY NEAT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are all Ayatollahs BEARS?

 

[K.C.]

Ayatollah defects to the Homosexual Republic of West Hollywood after shocking leak revealed he owned a signed copy of "Bionic". CIA pacifies Irani government by exchanging Christina Aguilera. Changes name to Christina Ayatollah.

 

[Agneeta]

Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei seen sharing a vape with Angela Rayner on the balcony of Legends.