Do we REALLY not have a Mel & Kim thread?

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OUTRAGEOUS, my gays, OUTRAGEOUS

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FUN LOVE MONEY
FUN LOVE MONEY
BOYFRIENDS ARE BORING

:disco:
 
FLM was meant to stand for FUCKING LOVELY, MATE

They came up with FUN LOVE MONEY so they could release it. :D
 
Not at all, Strebor

That's JUST THE WAY IT IS (keep on lookin after NUMBER ONE)

:disco:
 
And I know for sure that OUR DON would NOT BE PLEASED unless an IMMEDIATE NEWSFLASH was given out with the following VITAL INFORMATION

I'M
DOO DOO
The one
WHO WHO
Who really LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES you
 
God they were great

I was listening to RESPECTABLE only yesterday

TAY TAY TAY TAY
T-T-T-T-T-TAY TAY

Just ART my dears
 
I must read WATERMAN's biography again - it's hilarious

"And then I invented the WHEEL..."
 
My mother loved them and therefore played Respectable and Showing Out all the time. I was brainwashed as a 6-year old. My mum has such a great taste in music :disco:
 
Don't you cry
You'll get by
You'll be back on your feet
In no time
Don't you cry
Don't Worry

Not an 'official' Mel and Kim song but was meant to be the lead single from their 2nd album until Mel's tragic death.
 
Donna Winter said:
I must read WATERMAN's biography again - it's hilarious

"And then I invented the WHEEL..."
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:D

I read it by the pool on holiday one year and kept having to remove my earphones to shout "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HE RECKONS NOW" to a decidedly uninterested group of assembled CHUMS

Sinitta being the "best singer they ever worked with" being my favourite. I doubt DONNA SUMMER agreed...
 
"MEL AND KIM WERE THE ORIGINAL SPICE GIRLS

I INVENTED GIRL POWER

OH AND THE BEATLES AND DISCO MUSIC

YAY"
 
Kevin said:
My mother loved them and therefore played Respectable and Showing Out all the time. I was brainwashed as a 6-year old. My mum has such a great taste in music :disco:
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Talk about make you feel old. :evil:

My Mum also loved them but I can in no way claim to have been anywhere near 6 years old!
 
It can take a LONG TIME to realise that you're BLIND
But you can't be a fool FOREVER
OH not FOREVER oh not FOREVER
WOOH OOOOOOOOOOH
 
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JUST OFF TO THE SHOPS, LOVE

:disco:
 
I'm afraid I can barely discuss the lovely ladies (who were from my current HOOD) as I sobbed uncontrollably for weeks when poor MEL jumped the twig. It was even worse than LADY DIANE
 
I DEMAND A MEL APPLEBY MEMORIAL BE BUILT IN HYDE PARK FORTHWITH
 
I SECOND THAT, with a tannoy looping the Respectable EXTRA BEATS MIX and free MEL BONNETS for BROKEN GAY MOURNERS
 
I'll THIRD THAT

Move OVER Prince ALBERT

Say what you like about STOCK AITKEN WATERMAN, they might have SUBSEQUENTLY GUSHED FORTH a WHOLE LOAD OF SUBSTANDARD SHITE, but RESPECTABLE really is a TOTAL CORKER

I'm sure there was the usual DRONING ON about it not being REAL MUSIC at the time

PLUS CA CHANGE my loves PLUS CA CHANGE
 
Pre 88, SAW really made some proper envelope pushing pop greatness...that's not in question
 
I'm always partial to some GOOD LOVING AND DEVOTION :disco:
 
Ooo look it's FLM MONDAY :disco:

You may be down, but YOU'RE NOT OUT
You may get REAL HURT
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT :disco:
 
I'm finally acknowledging that I've turned into one of those FRIGHTFUL OLD PEOPLE who generally prefers things from 30 years ago to modern day muck and quite frankly I DON'T GIVE A FUCK :disco:

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SUCK ON THAT TAYLOR SWIFT
 
Last week was the anniversary of Mel's death. I hope it's some consolation to Kim and the rest of the Appleby clan that even though her life was too short she'll be appreciated forever by gays of a certain age.
 
Sharla said:
Last week was the anniversary of Mel's death. I hope it's some consolation to Kim and the rest of the Appleby clan that even though her life was too short she'll be appreciated forever by gays of a certain age.
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:disco: (while shedding a tear)

I've just found an interview with LES GIRLS by disgusting old catheter bag ANNE DIAMOND, who more or less asked poor Mel how she felt about LOSING HER LOOKS as a result of chemotherapy. I MEAN REALLY :evil:
 
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Susan-Claire said:
I'm finally acknowledging that I've turned into one of those FRIGHTFUL OLD PEOPLE who generally prefers things from 30 years ago to modern day muck and quite frankly I DON'T GIVE A FUCK :disco:
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Just OWN IT LOVE, I've been at it for YEARS
 
Susan-Claire said:
That's all very well but can we have some answers to our QUESTIONS PLEASE

:hitler:
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It's either a troll or a former poster, who has explicitly ignored the Ask topic and my message directing them to it. We do have a limit. Just ask KindaCool.
 
I firmly believe that Mel & Kim represent everything that is good about Western civilisation and cds of FLM should be airdropped POST HASTE on Raqqa and other so called islamic state hotspots.

Remember the dead in Paris and Brussels by dancing to Showing Out.
 
I'm having a Mel & Kim Monday and my god they sound good on proper headphones.

It's two months to the 30th anniversary of Showing Out's release. There should be some sort of public acknowledgement of this historic cultural event with a speech by Baroness Appleby of Hackney.
 
Sharla said:
I'm having a Mel & Kim Monday and my god they sound good on proper headphones.

It's two months to the 30th anniversary of Showing Out's release. There should be some sort of public acknowledgement of this historic cultural event with a speech by Baroness Appleby of Hackney.
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Oh I should say so. Someone TELEX KIM STAT

Mind you, THIRTY years... :wired:
 
She could always team up with Mel C seeing as she wants nothing to do with GEM.
 
Whatever it is that's tearing you apart, we can help
We just STICK TOGETHER :disco:
 
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