Eurovision 100: Semi Final 6

[Dark Carnival]

J'AIME J'AIME LA BITE

 

[ButterTart]

I even like this irritating little embryo. What the fuck is happening tonight?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I AM ONLY 6

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[COB]

I don't know this, but it ALSO sounds good so far!

 

[Lucille]

Already dreading the CASUALTIES from tonight!

 

[ButterTart]

Sandra is sadly exempt from boob rate, what with her turning out to be thirteen here and causing a massive scandal.

 

[RJN]

I'm liking ALL of these

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Be very careful with the comments over the next three minutes

Cannot I say I want fuck her in arse and cum on her face?

 

[RJN]

Cannot I say I want fuck her in arse and cum on her face?

Carola's prayers worked!

 

[Lucille]

You all FAWN over the old shite then Throw Fantasiaa and Mariza Koch on the SCRAP HEAP!

 

[dmlaw]

It is just possible that I might have been lying about the number of winners tonight as I had forgotten about Sandra.

 

[ButterTart]

Really?

I assume all this is AFTER she represented Sweden 3 times etc....unless the Swedes just DON'T MIND

It was in 2006

 

[ButterTart]

Who is Gemma LaVee? Is it ever confirmed?

 

[Tisch]

Is this girl meant to be super young or something? She looks like Victoria Wood to me.

 

[COB]

Cannot I say I want fuck her in arse and cum on her face?

You can NOW:

 

[Alla]

Oh thank god, toilet break.

 

[Soldi]

She has a WHIFF of Nicola

 

[COB]

Well, in 2012

 

[Raining on Me]

Luckily like many of them including Lara Fabian at the time, Sandra Kim resembles a lady on the verge of retirement here.

I still cannot understand how that is 13. What the fuck?

Song is alright.

 

[dmlaw]

SONG 11: 1989 Anna Oxa & Fausto Leali - Avrei voluto - Italy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is this girl meant to be super young or something? She looks like Victoria Wood to me.

She was 13!

 

[RJN]

That's just how children dressed in the 80s

 

[Soldi]

Oh RASPY ITALIAN NOCALS

You’ll get plenty of these next week loves!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh fuck all the way off

 

[RJN]

Finally something unpleasant so I can go get a drink

 

[D5K]

Who is Gemma LaVee? Is it ever confirmed?

She shares a flat with Mike Rafferty from Ukraine 2013.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You've all been spoilt and now you need some SHIT.

 

[dmlaw]

I think this may be peak 'Italian singer on 60 a day' time.

You are going to have to explain yourself, @ButterTart

 

[Tisch]

She was 13!

I can't believe it! The 80s really had a way of ageing everyone approx 30 years. Loom at Lara Fabian (54) from last week!

 

[ButterTart]

I went to get a drink and I'm missing AVREI VOLUTO

 

[Soldi]

Come to think of Italian duets, did anyone nominate Gente Di Mare?

 

[Tisch]

You've all been spoilt and now you need some SHIT.

You mean a *shit break?

 

[ButterTart]

I know you all hate this but fuck off because you're wrong. I have to listen to all your twee shite all the live long day.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm glad I was only interrupted by a phone call during THIS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Loom at Lara Fabian (54) from last week!

I'd prefer to at knit at her.

 

[Soldi]

I know you all hate this but fuck off because you're wrong. I have to listen to all your twee shite all the live long day.

I don’t hate it!

 

[Raining on Me]

This is the first piss break which is quite impressive given we're at 1989

 

[Lucille]

Even this ISN’T BAD.

 

[Soldi]

This is the first piss break which is quite impressive given we're at 1989

Must be fucking dying for a piss if you haven’t been for half a decade love!