Haiku Rewrites
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Even when it's homeAll that, and Sonia's still waiting by the phone![]()
They won't pick up the phone
And take her call

Even when it's homeAll that, and Sonia's still waiting by the phone![]()

Bigness.On what metric?![]()
All DEAD of courseIs the River Mersey clean?
Decades after the Mersey was declared "biologically dead" from industrial and sewage pollution, the river is now teeming with life. Last year, around 37 different species of fish were caught by anglers and the river was labelled "the best environmental news story in Europe".

So SHOCKINGLY RUDE!crappy old Glasgow


Shame they didn't FINISH HIM OFF
£15 is a rip off when you can watch it pretty anywhere else for FREE!
Practically everywhere seems to be charging to watch it though. Even the Tate is charging £70 (!!!) to watch it there£15 is a rip off when you can watch it pretty anywhere else for FREE!

A RUNNING COMMENTARY FROM AR SONIABe interesting to see what other extras there will be
I thought some GERMAN PRE-SHOW was being filmed there?Practically everywhere seems to be charging to watch it though. Even the Tate is charging £70 (!!!) to watch it there![]()
I thought some GERMAN PRE-SHOW was being filmed there?


Ok, upon research it's actually only £70 if you want to have the PLATINUM EXPERIENCE complete with the Didsbury String Quartet. Who were apparently the violinists that performed with JADE EWEN in MOSCOW
Otherwise you can pay £30 to watch it in the Tate café![]()
Little Susan ready with the foot pump (not to mention the Dettol) for the inflatable hot tub?Nothing compared to the pop-up sauna in Funky’s spare room.
Me, at work today, looking up hotels in Liverpool on booking.com asking £400 a night.
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