Eurovision 2023 News

[Pingu]

It's not that wild. The cameras focused on the contestants during voting in recent years is much the same.

It's a subtle difference but I did feel like that was borderline at times. This does have much more of a feel of them being lined up in front of a firing squad and I REALLY hope they won't be doing it for the final.

 

[D5K]

maybe it’ll be a one-semi only thing and they’ll respond to any fan backlash, like the recorded fake cheering played over Semi 1 in 2015.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's a subtle difference but I did feel like that was borderline at times. This does have much more of a feel of them being lined up in front of a firing squad and I REALLY hope they won't be doing it for the final.

I don't see it as a final thing. They're already in focus during the final and half of them are rat arsed.

 

[Pingu]

I don't see it as a final thing. They're already in focus during the final and half of them are rat arsed.

Exactly, so I hope it remains that way. I guess I can see how it would WORK for the qualifiers. Still not a fan though.

 

[Lucille]

Sounds shit!

 

[Nancy]

Maybe they'll have CHARITY SHOP SUE clear the LOSING ACTS off the stage.

 

[GNL]

Looking forward to the losers standing there like:

 

[ButterTart]

I hope the ones in 11th and 12th place have to compete in a sing-off. I’m sure most of those acts could pull off a Who You Are vs I Didn’t Know My Own Strength battle for the ages.

 

[Nancy]

I hope KONNIE HUQ is going to present a spin off show.

 

[VoR]

OMG Konnie in the green room would be everything!

“You’re all going to the finals!”

*scream*

“…only the ones that qualify!”

 

[VoR]

"La Zarra! Now some people online are saying you might have dropped the ball a bit with your staging..."

 

[Apoca]

"Konnie, no one will sit on you! #loser"

 

[VoR]

Who's the contestant most likely to confidently declare that they have God on their side this year?

 

[Pingu]

Who's the contestant most likely to confidently declare that they have God on their side this year?

Let's face it, probably Sam Ryder in his post-performance spiel in the final.

 

[Lucille]

Reily has a real MormonBoys energy.

 

[Alla]

maybe it’ll be a one-semi only thing and they’ll respond to any fan backlash, like the recorded fake cheering played over Semi 1 in 2015.

Those fake cheering were in the 2015 final too, you don't think Electro Velvet had the audience that excited, right?

 

[GNL]

Reily has a real MormonBoys energy.

I've never seen a Mormon with a CUT CREASE.

 

[Iguana]

Looking forward to the losers standing there like:

Don't forget:

 

[Apoca]

#UnitedByMoopy

@Zenhit (ft. Flo Rida)

 

[Apoca]

#UnitedByMoopy

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@Zenhit (ft. Flo Rida)

I will keep the PSD for this open for further suggestions but if you think I'll include Azerbaijan, you're gravely mistaken

 

[Apoca]

Luke: "Je téléphoné á la police" after he fails to make it out of the semis!

 

[VoR]

This appears to be confirmed

 

[dUb]

This appears to be confirmed

 

[Penelope]

The standing on the stage thing is FINE. We must have missed some golden reactions over the years.

 

[Pingu]

The standing on the stage thing is FINE. We must have missed some golden reactions over the years.

I might have bloody known.

 

[Penelope]

One of this genre I quite enjoyed was earlier this year in the Norwegian selection, and Skrellex going from having a face like a smacked arse and clearly being convinced she was doomed, TO JOY AND TRIUMPH in mere seconds

 

[Penelope]

Also they should make all the non-qualifiers fight with knives afterwards

 

[win_the_game]

This appears to be confirmed

What an odd decision. It’s rather humiliating for the non-qualifiers, particularly those who may be established artists having to go through some X Factor style elimination.

Especially after the efforts they’ve gone to protect the acts this year.

 

[GNL]

This feels like a non-issue. They're going to show their reactions anyway, what difference does it make?

 

[GNL]

It's not like they're getting La Zarra to guillotine the person in last place - and she did ask politely.

 

[Apoca]

#UnitedByMoopy

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@Zenhit (ft. Flo Rida)

The Polish jury bribed me and the banner is now featuring sumptuous chanteuse Blanka, too.

 

[Lucille]

Oh it’s just all so WICKED.

 

[Nancy]

 

[Iguana]

 

[Soldi]

Are we having a prediction game this year?

 

[Nancy]

Are we having a prediction game this year?

I PREDICT WE ARE

 

[Alla]

Are we having a prediction game this year?

If you start it the question is if we're having results.

 

[Soldi]

If you start it the question is if we're having results.

Going to be too busy partying in Liverpool x

 

[Lucille]

Parting (your cheeks) more like.

 

[Alla]

Going to be too busy partying in Liverpool x

So many *****, so little time.