Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Dark Carnival]

UGH REALLY HATE THIS

 

[Penelope]

God this one really fits in the subcategory of POINTLESS ONCE IT HASN'T WON. I'm not sure I've gone back to it once since this time last year.

 

[Soldi]

UGH REALLY HATE THIS

Do you like ANYTHING other than MAHMOOD

 

[Dark Carnival]

Do you like ANYTHING other than MAHMOOD

HATARI

 

[Madison]

This is still so much better than Move.

 

[GNL]

Song - 4/10
Arms - 9/10

 

[Soldi]

This is still SO FUCKING GOOD

 

[Dark Carnival]

So it's two years in a row that Sweden has gone down the CHURCH POP route and I'm REALLY NOT HERE FOR IT. Sort it out La Suède.

 

[Madison]

What happened to the fourth mama?

 

[Penelope]

Balding Mama stands out a MILE now I know which ones to look out for

 

[win_the_game]

For a gospel/soul number, this is strictly VOID of any soul until the Mama's show up.

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden

 

[Penelope]

What happened to the fourth mama?

Died. Kennel cunt

 

[Madison]

Is this better than that Austrian song that did bizarrely well the year before?

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden

 

[Dark Carnival]

NOW WE'RE FUCKING TALKING

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden

 

[win_the_game]

I really can't take to John. He's so EARNEST.

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh, LOVELY BADLANDS

 

[Dark Carnival]

ARE YOU EXCITED EUROPE???!

 

[ButterTart]

Bald mama must be kicking herself.

 

[Penelope]

I really can't take to John. He's so EARNEST.

It's all that PRAYER

 

[GNL]

Balding Mama

The Cooking Mama sequel everyone has been waiting for.

 

[Madison]

Creepy man alert

 

[Soldi]

Oh these BORING CHUMS

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG SO DEAD IN THE EYES

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is she really dying though?

 

[Penelope]

Downing next month's Citalopram RIGHT NOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it cancer?

 

[GNL]

Go girl give us NOTHING.

 

[win_the_game]

God I adore this. The star quality just radiates from MUMBLY SUE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun fact: her from Slovenia is largest stock of Xanax in the world

 

[Penelope]

I maintain this was on FAR too early in the running order. This would've gone down a treat in the last few.

 

[Soldi]

Oh a LITTLE SMIRK there. How INTERESTING.

 

[Madison]

I know I ask this all the time, but all the instruments on stage are unplugged right?

 

[Madison]

Were these two fucking?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Were these two fucking?

sebi

 

[Penelope]

MESMERING

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia

 

[Soldi]

I bet by the end of the MANY rehearsals they were having a GOOD OLD SHAG on stage.