Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20) (1 Viewer)

[win_the_game]

These two must have the most boring sex.

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia

 

[GNL]

Were these two fucking?

That PECK ON THE CHEEK says no.

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG this SYPHILIS INVASION!

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia

 

[Madison]

FEUGO!

 

[Penelope]

I need FAR more alcohol for this SLAGGISH TRIPE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YEAH YEAH FIRE!!

 

[Penelope]

Volume on MAX!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Cyprus (57)

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

The VOCALS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

REVEAL!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

EFFECTS!!!

 

[win_the_game]

OMG OMG OMG this SYPHILIS INVASION!

Trust this slag to be kitted out in WIPE CLEAN PVC

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE!

 

[Madison]

This is a farm I’d like to work on.

 

[Soldi]

Oh VOCAL OF THE YEAR

 

[Penelope]

In a deliciously 'Andy Murray at Eurovision' twist, I loved that the Cypriot press were always very careful to credit her as being half-Georgian in every report of a terrible rehearsal.

 

[GNL]

Finally. Something for the gays.

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus

 

[Penelope]

This baby otter would obviously get it any day of the week.

 

[Madison]

Poor awkward Duncan

 

[Dark Carnival]

NICE DANCE MOVES

 

[win_the_game]

This was such a pissy winner.

 

[Soldi]

This was such a pissy winner.

Hang on SOLDI didn’t WIN!?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is lovely but Duncan is still to blame for all the shit we got in 2020

 

[ButterTart]

Thank God I missed that Slovenian piss. Here's Skeletor anyway, with the genuinely brilliant lighting and camera work elevating a 7/10 ballad.

 

[Soldi]

This is lovely but Duncan is still to blame for all the shit we got in 2020

I blame him for CORONAVIRUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My call is done but I don't want to jump in midway through. I am going to go read a book which is a novelty. My scores in advance.

12 Italy
10 Norway
08 Switzerland
07 North Macedonia
06 Azerbaijan
05 Australia
04 Iceland
03 Malta
02 Cyprus
01 Sweden

 

[Penelope]

This was such a pissy winner.

I don't mind it. It's a real cut above as most entries in this genre go, and he really knocks it out of the park vocally.

 

[Penelope]

My call is done but I don't want to jump in midway through. I am going to go read a book which is a novelty. My scores in advance.

12 Italy
10 Norway
08 Switzerland
07 North Macedonia
06 Azerbaijan
05 Australia
04 Iceland
03 Malta
02 Cyprus
01 Sweden

JUMP IN

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't like his TEETH

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands

 

[VoR]

Duncan finally got around to releasing his debut EP today.

It's really boring.

 

[Penelope]

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands