Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[Penelope]

OMG THIS GOLDEN SHOWER

 

[Dark Carnival]

FUCK OFF YOU WHINY CUNT

 

[Dark Carnival]

EWWW HE DISGUSTS ME!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

EWWWWW!!!!

 

[Penelope]

Absolutely FOUL!

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel

 

[Soldi]

Oh not BLUBBING

 

[Dark Carnival]

STOP CRYING YOU SISSY

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
06 Greece
05 Israel

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg Norway!!

 

[ButterTart]

Fucks me off that he chickens out of the top notes towards the end. Who does he think he is? Carola?

 

[Penelope]

NAR: postcard filmed in OCCUPIED TERRITORIES

 

[Soldi]

Oh now NORWAY really was THE BOLLOCKS

 

[Madison]

Holiday package idea: two week trip to Israeli where you recreate all 40 postcards with the dancers.

 

[Penelope]

They're giving us everything we want and I think we should give them everything they want too

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[GNL]

My boyfriend has explained to me that these are from THREE MINORITY GROUPS, but I just see Clean Bandit.

 

[Soldi]

Holiday package idea: two week trip to Israeli where you recreate all 40 postcards with the dancers.

Is there a CASH PRIZE?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I HEAR YOU CALLING ME AT NIGHT

 

[Penelope]

My boyfriend has explained to me that these are from THREE MINORITY GROUPS, but I just see Clean Bandit.

Gays, women, and Sami?

 

[Penelope]

God this really is JAWDROPPINGLY good!

 

[Dark Carnival]

ARE YOU READY GIRLS???

 

[Dark Carnival]

SING IT!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

HEY NAHOM NAHOOMMA NAHHOMMA

 

[Soldi]

I HEAR YOU CALLING ME AT NIGHT

SORRY

 

[Penelope]

IT'S LIKE HUNG UP BUT GAYER!

 

[Madison]

The guy isn’t really Sami. He’s from South Africa originally.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[ButterTart]

My boyfriend has explained to me that these are from THREE MINORITY GROUPS, but I just see Clean Bandit.

I see Nick Tilsley, Sheridan Smith and Steve Pemberton.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CAAAAAN'T!!!!

 

[Penelope]

The guy isn’t really Sami. He’s from South Africa originally.

Next you'll be saying Jon-Henrik Fjällgren isn't really Sami

 

[Dark Carnival]

*DEAD*

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway

 

[GNL]

I see Nick Tilsley, Sheridan Smith and Steve Pemberton.

The later seasons of Two Pints went in a strange direction.

 

[Penelope]

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
06 Greece
05 Israel
11 Norway

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway

 

[Penelope]

OMG love this UK recasting of Eurovision as a gay Youth Training Scheme

 

[ButterTart]

What a fucking ASTONISHING song. It still disgusts me that such an overwhelming fan favourite was denied the win by stupid out of touch juries.