Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[Madison]

@Alla was married to Philipp Kirkorov for 11 years.

 

[octophone]

WTFFFFFFFF?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Denmark putting on a show!

 

[COB]

Mz COB has basically the same trousers as these

 

[Beverley]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

 

[D5K]

Well to be fair this is more memorable than a lot of entries tonight

 

[Lucille]

DANISH CALL CENTRE RAP. AT LAST!!!

 

[win_the_game]

A low point for Muriel Gray

 

[OutSynk]

Isn't @Alla an icon or something.

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell, this is MAJESTIC. Come through whatever country this is!

 

[Madison]

This is Love City Groove's fault.

 

[Beverley]

Mz COB has basically the same trousers as these

We need to TALK

 

[Tisch]

How many days before this did Geri leave the spice girls? Just realised it must have been around then.

Also this is SO GOOD. Was Aqua around at this point are they trying to be Aqua? SO MANY QUESTIONS. PLEASE ANSWER FAST.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The AUDACITY, Denmark!

 

[Suomi]

This 8% cider is fucking RANCID, but I'm having trouble typing so it's doing its job admirably.

Don’t worry, the Danish entry really is happening the way you’re seeing it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mz COB has basically the same trousers as these

You have options you know.

 

[D5K]

Mz COB has basically the same trousers as these

Pyjama bottoms you mean?

 

[Alla]

What the hell is this?

 

[Madison]

Fucking Hell, this is MAJESTIC. Come through whatever country this is!

If it sounds like a frog speaking Swedish, then it's Denmark.

 

[octophone]

Did this guy get a job doing Diners, Drive-ins and Dives?

 

[Alla]

Isn't @Alla an icon or something.

What is this nonsense!?

 

[lolly]

Those poor dancers

 

[OutSynk]

What the hell is this?

Pure shit.

Edit: Oh I thought you were talking about the song.

 

[dmlaw]

Denmark can go back to doing MOR crap anytime they like.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is very PROGRESSIVE.

 

[D5K]

did they have to get a telephone in the orchestra to make the dialling sounds live?

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Everything, and all at once. It's like they're trying to condense 40 years of Eurovision into a single performance.

 

[COB]

Pyjama bottoms you mean?

They're ladies' leggings akshually

 

[Tisch]

Mz COB has basically the same trousers as these

Ms. Cob chilling at home in a pair of her £995 trousers

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Not the worst we've had tonight!

 

[Soldi]

-1/10

 

[Lucille]

It actually GREAT without the rap parts!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland
05 Slovenia
04 Switzerland
08 Netherlands
10 Italy
05 Spain
07 Germany
07 Poland
07 Estonia
06 Bosnia
02 Portugal
08 Sweden
04 Greece
08 Malta
04 Hungary
09 Russia
06 Denmark

 

[octophone]

Fucking sexist - the women in headsets doing "secretarial" jobs while the big boss prances about in his expensive trousers. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY.




13/10

 

[Soldi]

Not the worst we've had tonight!

I can’t think of anything worse other than NORWAY? God Scandinavia was SHIT this year

 

[OutSynk]

Not the worst we've had tonight!

It actually might have been.

 

[Beverley]

Lordt, is it time for Katrina yet

 

[lolly]

Ms. Cob chilling at home in a pair of her £995 trousers

That Hungarian boyband didn't age well

 

[VoR]

This French girl is named FANNY

 

[Dark Carnival]

Those poor dancers

all dead now