Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Dark Carnival]

OH MY GOD!!!

 

[ButterTart]

He was certainly open.

Positively slack, by all accounts.

 

[Penelope]

Seriously, the male backing dancer on this literally looks like a stage invader. Couldn't they have PUT HIM IN RED?

 

[OutSynk]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

 

[win_the_game]

This is going to be huge!

BELLY DANCING and TIT SHAKING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Now if Turkey could be trusted to send stuff like THIS every year I'd welcome them back with open arms.

Oh this. Shame they descended into Dad rock.

 

[Apoca]

FRUMPY OLD HADISE AND HER BACKING VOCALISTS.

She was truly awful but this was fun throwaway nonsense.

 

[Madison]

Is this song about congenital heart disease?

Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal
10 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
05 Russia
08 Azerbaijan
10 Bosnia
11 Moldova
10 Matla
07 Estonia
03 Denmark
10 Germany
10 turkey

 

[OutSynk]

13/10.

 

[D5K]

What’s the Turkish for “phoning it in”?

 

[Dark Carnival]

BELLY DANCING and TIT SHAKING

!

 

[Suomi]

The grandiosity of the verses in this are a delight


You are the greatest dancer
OF ALL TIME

 

[ButterTart]

Move over Chiara, the fanny has arrived.

 

[Madison]

Can you name a more unlikeable Belgian?

 

[VoR]

I remember reading somewhere that Hadise suffers from psoriasis.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The verses are better than the chorus.

 

[Penelope]

The grandiosity of the verses in this are a delight


You are the greatest dancer
OF ALL TIME

 

[Suomi]

What’s the Turkish for “phoning it in”?

“Shake it up Shekerim”

 

[Dark Carnival]

I hate that all I got to see from Turkey before they fucked off in the 2010s is BORING MEN

 

[Penelope]

God I hated this halfarsed nonsense at the time but I'm fucking LOVING IT NOW, STAGE INVADER AND ALL

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France
10 Sweden
03 Croatia
08 Portugal
08 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
08 Russia
07 Azerbaijan
09 Bosnia & Herzegovina
09 Moldova
04 Malta
08 Estonia
00 Denmark
-1/12 Germany
08 Turkey

 

[win_the_game]

Can you name a more unlikeable Belgian?

Worse than Marc Dutroux.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE POINTS BYE

 

[Beverley]

I still love it soz

 

[ButterTart]

Can you name a more unlikeable Belgian?

Axel Hirsoux - literally a face only a mother could sit on.

 

[Penelope]

I remember reading somewhere that Hadise suffers from psoriasis.

And kennel fanny

 

[Tisch]

I remember reading somewhere that Hadise suffers from psoriasis.

VOR FUN FACT OF THE DAY™

 

[Dark Carnival]

CAVIAR!

 

[Madison]

What is that creepy statue in Albania's postcard hat?

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg!

 

[Beverley]

FUCK ME IT'S THE YEAR OF KEJSI!!!

 

[VoR]

 

[Penelope]

ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod this Albanian one is one of the GREATEST SONGS OF ALL TIME!

 

[D5K]

OMG it’s happening!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another banger?

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG it’s happening!

 

[VoR]

I remember JET BOY was obsessed with the fact that this song is in a minor key.

 

[Lucille]

WTF IS THIS SEQUINED RAPIST

 

[Tisch]

It's ORNACIA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WTF?