Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Beverley]

I remember the gimp being quite fit

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell the show only JUST STARTED!!

 

[win_the_game]

Green man was actually hot under the GLITTERING GIMP MASK was he not?

 

[Dark Carnival]

NEED THAT DRESS:

 

[Apoca]

Oh, the good old days when Albania sent WEIRD POP BANGERS instead of SCREECHING BALLADS.

 

[ButterTart]

And kennel fanny

When are they going to find a vaccine for that thing? That and trench twat should have been eradicated by now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Green man was actually hot under the GLITTERING GIMP MASK was he not?

INSTA UPDATE PEN PLEASE

 

[Suomi]

ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod this Albanian one is one of the GREATEST SONGS OF ALL TIME!

I AM CALLING FOR AN AMBULANCE

 

[OutSynk]

The first 20 seconds were AMAZING.

 

[D5K]

On record this is my favourite from
2009

 

[sewerynsven]

can I join u now?

 

[VoR]

I remain BAFFLED that this used to be the kind of stuff Albania could shit out. Why did they go back to genocide ballads?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I remember the gimp being quite fit

GIMP UPDATE PLEASE.

 

[Penelope]

I mean if we're talking MODERN CLASSICS that DON'T EVEN BOTHER WRITING A SECOND VERSE, move aside Mr Brightside because this sylvan odyssey frankly CUNTS IT OUT OF THE WATER!!!

 

[win_the_game]

The ALBANIAN IMPERIAL BATSHIT ERA

 

[ButterTart]

Why is Green Man there?

 

[Dark Carnival]

YES THE FOLK RHYTHM!!

 

[Lucille]

Serve you rancid slut!

 

[Beverley]

KEJSI was a very natural mover as you can tell

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why is Green Man there?

WHY NOT!

 

[Penelope]

THE MOTHERFUCKING KEY CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sewerynsven]

I was drinking and playing with myself...lol...now I can join you
lol

 

[dmlaw]

You used to be able to trust Albania to send a ridiculous slut. Suus ruined everything.

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal
10 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
05 Russia
08 Azerbaijan
10 Bosnia
11 Moldova
10 Matla
07 Estonia
03 Denmark
10 Germany
10 turkey
11 Albania

 

[D5K]

And another 13/10 key change

 

[Beverley]

can I join u now?

Don't ask for permission, just do it!

 

[Lucille]

I was drinking and playing with myself...lol...now I can join you
lol

THATS THE SPIRIT LOVE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

YASSS MAMA!!!!! *gay coma*

 

[ButterTart]

WHY NOT!

I'm not complaining. I'm an avid Fun 4 Europe fan.

 

[Apoca]

Why is Green Man there?

Wrong Eurovision approach. It's never "Why", it's "WHY THE HELL NOT? "

 

[Penelope]

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France
10 Sweden
03 Croatia
08 Portugal
08 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
08 Russia
07 Azerbaijan
09 Bosnia & Herzegovina
09 Moldova
04 Malta
08 Estonia
00 Denmark
-1/12 Germany
08 Turkey
12455 Albania

 

[Suomi]

04 Lithuania
03 Israel
10 France
07 Sweden
03 Croatia
07 Portugal
10 Iceland
10 Greece
10 Armenia
10 Russia
10 Azerbaijan
08 Bosnia-Herz
09 Moldova
08 Malta
10 Estonia
01 Denmark
06 Germany
09 Turkey
11 Albania

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm not complaining. I'm an avid Fun 4 Europe fan.

Oh just some cock already

 

[Penelope]

Oh fuck off not this filler

 

[Lucille]

OH.

 

[sewerynsven]

what about voting? should we Put them here after all songs are performed?

 

[VoR]

God that crowd reaction! Talk about IN THE BAG

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH HER !

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh it's old CUNTY HIMSELF.

 

[sewerynsven]

alexander...right time to join u