Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[AGinAg (37)]

Shit if she winks.

 

[win_the_game]

I miss the Chiara smilie

 

[Suomi]

All of the interviews before were like:

So Chiara, you’ve come 3rd, 2nd, and now...
Chiara: ;)

 

[dmlaw]

I went for my tea. I'm back just in time to have missed all of the good ones I'm sure.

If you like Chiara's worst song, you could be in luck.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I always thought the backing music of this sounded like a LOCAL REGIONAL BREAKING NEWS PROGRAM

omg

 

[Lucille]

I always thought the backing music of this sounded like a LOCAL REGIONAL BREAKING NEWS PROGRAM

OMFG, it’s LOOK NORTH!

 

[VoR]

Is there some sort of (VoR-led?) conspiracy to make us watch all three Chiara entries?

She's a BELLWEATHER of a CLASSIC YEAR.

 

[Madison]

All of the interviews before were like:

So Chiara, you’ve come 3rd, 2nd, and now...
Chiara: ;)

Always winking.

 

[win_the_game]

The song that saw Chiara banned from entering again.

 

[OutSynk]

Looks like you're JUST IN TIME @ButterTart

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Shit if she wanks.

 

[D5K]

Literal piss break, thanks malta

 

[Tisch]

I always thought the backing music of this sounded like a LOCAL REGIONAL BREAKING NEWS PROGRAM

HPOTW!!

 

[Penelope]

The song that saw Chiara banned from entering again.

GOOD!

 

[ButterTart]

If you like Chiara's worst song, you could be in luck.

She's won me over with that wink, the big slut.

 

[Madison]

She needs to borrow some dance moves from Sakis.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Shit if she winks.

I'm shitting either way really

 

[Dark Carnival]

Literal piss break, thanks malta

WINE REFILL

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh she’s a sassy bitch in the middle eight!

 

[Penelope]

She needs to borrow some dance moves from Sakis.

And a GIANT (stomach) STAPLER

 

[Apoca]

Oh god, this one actually IS Shirley Clamp

*lights candle for Med Hjärtat Fyllt Av Ljus and that gammon*

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal
10 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
05 Russia
08 Azerbaijan
10 Bosnia
11 Moldova
10 Malta

 

[ButterTart]

Those head movements! She's gunning for the role of sassy fat friend in an American sitcom.

 

[OutSynk]

To be FAIR it's more tolerable than some of the other SHIT we've had so far.

 

[Beverley]

Tuneless

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can hear the headlines about Norwich Library budget issues.

 

[Lucille]

Was that a sneaky wink at the end! I’m downing my wine anyway!

 

[Penelope]

Chiara shaved all her hair off after this then joined a cruise ship and died of coronavirus

 

[Lucille]

Only my third country to score less than 6.

 

[Lucille]

Chiara shaved all her hair off after this then joined a cruise ship and died of coronavirus

GOOD

 

[dmlaw]

She needs to borrow some dance moves from Sakis.

She'd go through the stage like a fucking anvil.

 

[Tisch]

Moved onto red wine loves

 

[Penelope]

OMG this Estonian one is PROPER MESMERING

 

[Beverley]

Yay epic song alert

 

[Dark Carnival]

DRAMATIC!

 

[Apoca]

Estonia's finest Eurovision moment ever FIGHT ME IF YOU MUST.

 

[Lucille]

DRAMA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Here for this!

 

[Soldi]

Chiara shaved all her hair off after this then joined a cruise ship and died of coronavirus

Well if that’s the only way we don’t get another entry from her

 

[Madison]

I don't know what Missy Elliot sees in Chiara.