Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Penelope]

I think I WOULD y'know

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a MESS!

 

[Suomi]

Such a daddy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
04 Israel
08 Netherlands
11 UK
08 Ukraine

 

[Dark Carnival]

That was their FIRST ENTRY?

 

[dmlaw]

What the hell is that spinning on a box in the back?

That is a very dizzy backing dancer.

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus
07 Germany
10 Russia
08 Spain
05 Israel
06 Netherlands
03 UK
07 Ukraine

 

[Suomi]

Such a daddy

this was in reference to Mando

 

[VoR]

Another RANCID WHORE

 

[Penelope]

OMG YAY at this BIG-TITTED NONSENSE

 

[Lucille]

BLESS

 

[Soldi]

It’s a NO from me

 

[Suomi]

If we were voting based on the first ten seconds of a song only, Greece would win for me

 

[win_the_game]

I love Mando.

 

[Kala]

BEST TITS IN THE HISTORY OF EUROVISION

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a WIG!

 

[Raining on Me]

Do we still have QUEEN NICOLA to come (aurally, but over my face nonetheless)?

 

[Lucille]

Omg I’m getting venereal disease through the screen.

 

[lolly]

I never knew Faye Tozer's mother was such a strumpet

 

[Suomi]

Omg I’m getting venereal disease through the screen.

scream

 

[Beverley]

The TITS on this THING!

I'm getting Cher and Barbara and god knows which other divas

 

[dmlaw]

I think I WOULD y'know

The man or the dog?

 

[Kala]

She came second in the NF for 1989 with this

 

[win_the_game]

OMG YAY at this BIG-TITTED NONSENSE

Now this is GENUINELY my 2nd favourite Eurovision entry ever.

 

[Lucille]

I think I WOULD y'know

QUELLE SURPRISE

 

[Penelope]

2003 Penny couldn't wait to be older and listen to this in a sophisticated city flat while drinking wine and feeling adult emotions

And HERE WE ARE

 

[D5K]

Now this is GENUINELY my 2nd favourite Eurovision entry ever.

Oh wow. That explains so much.

 

[Beverley]

Unfortunate long note

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The TITS on this THING!

Alright Terry.

 

[ButterTart]

Well I went for my tea and missed Russia. I really must stop doing that.

 

[dmlaw]

Just imagine how much thrush there is on the inside of that dress.

 

[Penelope]

She's got a shade of CHER to her actually, hasn't she?

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia
00 Cyprus
12 Germany
10 Russia
12 Spain
01 Israel
07 Netherlands
04 United Kingdom
03 Ukraine
08 Greece

 

[Tisch]

SHIT FACE
SHIT HAIR
DETOX DRESS
QUITE BIG TITS

12455/10

 

[win_the_game]

Oh wow. That explains so much.

I'm secretly a TITS MAN.

 

[ButterTart]

So many notes she went for, so few actually achieved.

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Iceland
05 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
07 Malta
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
08 Portugal
09 Croatia
07 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
05 Israel
09 Netherlands
03 UK
08 Ukraine
07 Greece

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus
07 Germany
10 Russia
08 Spain
05 Israel
06 Netherlands
03 UK
07 Ukraine
06 Greece

 

[Lucille]

Just imagine how much thrush there is on the inside of that dress.

Its where she keeps her SOURDOUGH STARTER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
04 Israel
08 Netherlands
11 UK
08 Ukraine
06 Greece

 

[Soldi]

08 Iceland
01 Austria
03 Ireland
100,000 Turkey
04 Malta
06 Bosnia
05 Portugal
06 Croatia
02 Cyprus
20 Germany
12 Russia
10 Spain
02 Israel
09 Netherlands
02 UK
04 Ukraine
09 Greece