Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Soldi]

Why is she stood in a road

 

[Madison]

In fourth place with Moopy is...

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RUSSIA - 76 POINTS

4. Russia - 76
5. Belgium - 61
6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
12. Greece - 18
13. Ireland - 18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

 

[Penelope]

at Begluum fifth

 

[ButterTart]

Tits rate

1st Greece
2nd Spain
3rd Croatia
4th Slovenia
5th Sweden

Sweden more attractive overall, because there's actually a possibility that she might say no.

Knowing Jessica there almost certainly isn't.

Sweden, Iceland, Portugal, Spain, Slovenia (VT only)

 

[Penelope]

PAYS BAYS DIX POINTS

Isn't a PAYS BAYS just a MARINA?

 

[Madison]

In third place with Moopy is...

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SPAIN - 94 POINTS

1. ?????? - 139
2. ?????? - 101
3. Spain - 94
4. Russia - 76
5. Belgium - 61
6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
12. Greece - 18
13. Ireland - 18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

 

[Soldi]

NINE POINTS

 

[Tisch]

I remember watching the bottom of the leaderboard just waiting for the UK to get SOMETHING

 

[Dark Carnival]

No 9 points!

 

[Lucille]

9 points!

 

[Penelope]

OMG YAY BETH!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yas la Belgique!

 

[Penelope]

BOOO DO IT FROM TEL AVIV YOU BORING PRICKS

 

[ButterTart]

Oh you silly Spanish bitch.

 

[VoR]

SHUT UP TERRY

 

[D5K]

Nine points?! It’s like Suomi is giving them out

 

[Dark Carnival]

music, melody and happiness

 

[Lucille]

ARE WE STULL BLAMING THE IRAQ WAR/TONY BLAIR FOR OUR POOR SCORES. ALSO WHY IS SPAIN VOTING BELGIUM FUNNY OR NOTEWORTHY?

 

[Penelope]

Still a good HALF A 70cl BOTTLE OF GIN LEFT

 

[Lucille]

MISSING MOLDOVA.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Norway too fucking high!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I seem to recall being quite DRAINED by the end of the voting. The UK scoring DID STING QUITE A BIT.

 

[Penelope]

ARE WE STULL BLAMING THE IRAQ WAR/TONY BLAIR FOR OUR POOR SCORES. ALSO WHY IS SPAIN VOTING BELGIUM FUNNY OR NOTEWORTHY?

They used to occupy them in the 17th century

 

[Dark Carnival]

MISSING MOLDOVA.

What happened to them!

 

[Soldi]

Still a good HALF A 70cl BOTTLE OF GIN LEFT

Still THREE bottles of wine left

 

[Penelope]

STOP BOOING RUSSIA YOU LESBOPHOBES

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Hell, presenter. Don't shut her up like she's your drunken wife at a vicarage fete.

 

[Penelope]

What happened to them!

They didn't debut till 2005!

 

[Dark Carnival]

They didn't debut till 2005!

OH !

 

[Penelope]

Still THREE bottles of wine left

At 19! What a LUDICROUS LUSH

 

[Lucille]

What happened to them!

WHERE DO WE FUCKING START!

 

[dmlaw]

We're only halfway through. I've still got time for another drink. And then another one after that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They didn't debut till 2005!

 

[Lucille]

At 19! What a LUDICROUS LUSH

HANDS OFF

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg the green room presenter is starting to look a bit rimmable!

 

[D5K]

Was there a more perfect point for the halfway break to come?

 

[Soldi]

At 19! What a LUDICROUS LUSH

!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg Sertab completely useless!

 

[Madison]

And the Moopy winner is...

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TURKEY

1. Turkey - 139
2. Romania - 101
3. Spain - 94
4. Russia - 76
5. Belgium - 61
6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
12. Greece - 18
13. Ireland - 18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

 

[Tisch]

They didn't debut till 2005!

AMAZING