Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Lucille]

REMINDER that we are watching Liquid Eurovision after this featuring a legless LORRAINE

CANT WAIT!

 

[Penelope]

ME FIRST DC.

You don't want that slag with his SLOPPY HOLE and RIPPED BANJO STRING.

The girls are FIGHTING!

 

[Penelope]

The tops even tighter than SOLDI

Is he Moopy’s only poster who’s anus hasn’t sustained major structural damage?

Stop being PREDATORY TOWARDS TWINKS

 

[dmlaw]

The tops even tighter than SOLDI

Is he Moopy’s only poster who’s anus hasn’t sustained major structural damage?

What about Moody's straights? We only have minor damage resulting from a scientific experiment.

 

[ButterTart]

The tops even tighter than SOLDI

Is he Moopy’s only poster who’s anus hasn’t sustained major structural damage?

Give it time, it happens to the best of us. By all accounts even Indie has an arsehole like a pelican's chin at this point.

 

[Soldi]

Stop being PREDATORY TOWARDS TWINKS

IM NOT COMPLANING

 

[Dark Carnival]

I already HAVE

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE !

 

[Raining on Me]

I love Belgium but to be in the lead BY THIS POINT is making my arsehole itch

 

[Lucille]

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE !

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nothing about the political voting now TERRY?

How is a land border, shared history, mass diaspora and years of conflict political?

I await an explanation.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love Belgium but to be in the lead BY THIS POINT is making my arsehole itch

I'm actually happy they're doing well!

 

[Lucille]

IM NOT COMPLANING

Ooooooh have an invite to mine, Pen and DCs traditional post Eurovision online chemsex sesh.

 

[Tisch]

Fuck me Belgium nearly won, I had no idea!

BRUXELLES 2004!

 

[Raining on Me]

Norway is ruining a quite sexy top 10 there

 

[Penelope]

Ooooooh have an invite to mine, Pen and DCs traditional post Eurovision online chemsex sesh.

Not for a 19 YEAR OLD

I'd feel GUILTY!

 

[Penelope]

God it's TIGHTER THAN Y'MUM'S CHUFF up there

HOPE ROMANIA STILL WINS

 

[Dark Carnival]

People booing Russia as early as 2003! Well I never

 

[D5K]

I think at this stage of the night I was clinging on to the fact that Belgium hadn’t voted yet.

 

[ButterTart]

What about Moody's straights? We only have minor damage resulting from a scientific experiment.

Straight erasure is real on Moopy. If there's any damage to mine, it's because of all the bumming vindaloos I've eaten after LADSLADSLADS nights out.

 

[Penelope]

People booing Russia as early as 2003! Well I never

It was all the cosmopolitan Latvian gays in the audience, so obviously they hated Russia

 

[Lucille]

Not for a 19 YEAR OLD

I'd feel GUILTY!

FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES YOU RANCID OLD SLAG

 

[Penelope]

OMG France on just 10 points

 

[Tisch]

Straight erasure is real on Moopy. If there's any damage to mine, it's because of all the bumming vindaloos I've eaten after LADSLADSLADS nights out.

You do your own straight erasure sweetheart

 

[D5K]

Il faut du points

 

[AGinAg (37)]

People booing Russia as early as 2003! Well I never

Tatu had been notoriously DIFFICULT.

 

[Lucille]

OMG France on just 10 points

SHAKING.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't really understand how Iceland aren't fighting for the win at this point. It was mint.

 

[Tisch]

And now FRANCE!
*chats shit in French*

 

[Lucille]

Tatu had been notoriously DIFFICULT.

THE SILVIA NIGHT OF 2003

 

[Penelope]

Goodness this voting really is FERAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG France on just 10 points

GOOD!

 

[Penelope]

GOOD!

Fucking PERVERT!

 

[Tisch]

LA BELGE????

No Terry, don't be so English.

 

[D5K]

Live from a Polish BUS STATION

 

[Raining on Me]

Poor France by the way, utterly fucked over and over fucked and over looked

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poland is not here to joke!

 

[Madison]

Poland sending dour spokemen well into the 21st century.

 

[Dark Carnival]

but he gave us 3 points! YAS DADDY!

 

[ButterTart]

Belgium are horrifyingly close to winning this.

Also I wish I'd not told the orphanage to hold off on calling the fire brigade.

 

[Penelope]

Oh TEN FOR UKRAINE? TEN FOR UKRAINE?

JAIL FOR POLAND! JAIL FOR POLAND FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!