Eurovision rewatch: A Song for Europe 1995 MIDNIGHT 17/04/20

[ButterTart]

"There's no men in there"
This is a family show, love. Please don't start dropping your fanny into conversation.

 

[win_the_game]

Stick to getting your tits out Sam. Singing and songwriting ain't your forte.

 

[Alla]

Nice underwear.

 

[dmlaw]

That drummer is clearly concentrating VERY HARD INDEED.

 

[win_the_game]

I had no idea Sam Fox did this!! 12 points!

A career low point surely.

 

[Alla]

Too many lesbians tonight.

 

[lolly]

Armography

 

[dmlaw]

"There's no men in there"
This is a family show, love. Please don't start dropping your fanny into conversation.

As if anyone would believe that there were no men in THERE.

 

[Alla]

A career low point surely.

Oh she had quite a few lower later

 

[ButterTart]

A career low point surely.

In a career littered with them that's quite the accomplishment.

 

[lolly]

Dancing like she's riding Myra, even then.

 

[Alla]

She should have entered (Hurt Me! Hurt Me!) But The Pants Stay On.

 

[ButterTart]

As if anyone would believe that there were no men in THERE.

Oh, more pricks than Kerplunk back in the day I'm sure. She defected to the tit not long after this and only occasionally looked back.

 

[Alla]

Let Loose! I even have their hit single. I'm SHOCKED I know most of them

 

[dmlaw]

God, they really are scraping the barrel of the celebrity endorsements now.

 

[win_the_game]

LET LOOSE!!

 

[ButterTart]

God, they really are scraping the barrel of the celebrity endorsements now.

Crazy For You is legitimately one of my favourite songs ever.

 

[Alla]

So many stars, and I bet it wins some crap

 

[Soldi]

Their recent gig was attended by HUNDREDS of fans

 

[ButterTart]

Real ale wankers having a go at Eurovision.

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't know Steve Lamacq had such a severe wasting disease.

 

[dmlaw]

I have always thought that the Boo Radleys are one of the finest bands that we've had in a long, long time.

 

[win_the_game]

OH FFS!

 

[Alla]

Oh dear, this is awful and not in a good way. Bring back 1981!

 

[win_the_game]

This is a piss take surely.

 

[lolly]

Thank goodness this lot managed to put this shit behind them and go on to such a glittering career.

 

[Alla]

I blame Nirvana for this shit.

 

[ButterTart]

I inevitably quite like this. The leads singer has the facial mannerisms of every British indie singer of the 90s.

 

[dmlaw]

I blame Nirvana for this shit.

If Kurt Cobain had heard this he would have shot himself.

 

[Alla]

Thank goodness this lot managed to put this shit behind them and go on to such a glittering career.

Didn't Crazy for you happen before this? I think it did.

 

[lolly]

It's a steaming turd

 

[Zu]

Oh, more pricks than Kerplunk back in the day I'm sure. She defected to the tit not long after this and only occasionally looked back.

“Defected to the tit” indeed. How nicely put

Also at “more pricks than Kerplunk”!

 

[lolly]

Didn't Crazy for you happen before this? I think it did.

No, I mean song 5

 

[Alla]

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

Scarlet! There really is a strong lesbian theme developing tonight.

 

[Alla]

More lesbians!!

 

[ButterTart]

Didn't Crazy for you happen before this? I think it did.

I think Crazy for You was about 1994? Let Loose were at the top of their game with their many, many greatest hit already under their belt.

Fuck me, SCARLET!

 

[win_the_game]

ROCK OUT MAN!!! FUCK OFF.

 

[Alla]

I LOOOVE Independent love song, I even have the album.

 

[ButterTart]

Scarlet! There really is a strong lesbian theme developing tonight.

If you look closely you realise that the stage is actually shaped like a Doc Marten.