Eurovision rewatch: Athens 2006 (20:00 BST)

[VoR]

Tina Karol is so that girl who brazenly fucks your boyfriend in the toilets and you STILL can't quite bring yourself to hate her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’ve just taken an ANTIHISTAMINE with WINE. Am I going to DIE?!

If you're on PReP you'll be fine

 

[Tisch]

I'm sure I read that someone gave him that just before he went on stage - it wasn't supposed to be on his head.

Well where else was it supposed to be?

 

[Soldi]

“You’ll be my butt, that’s why I came”

 

[D5K]

This song has such a strange structure but it’s

 

[Soldi]

If you're on PReP you'll be fine

You’ve clearly not read the SEX POLL thread, lonely as fuck round here

 

[dmlaw]

I never knew you felt that was about It Takes Two To Tango.

NO

 

[Tisch]

CETRIZINE, I have it PRESCRIBED

RIP SOLDI!

So young

 

[ButterTart]

"Show me your clack"

Boob rate throbbing back to life with this contest.

 

[D5K]

And I love how their performance extends beyond the end of the three minute song.

 

[Soldi]

RIP SOLDI!

So young

 

[Madison]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova
05 Israel
16 Latvia
67 Norway
00 Spain
42 Malta
82 Germany
12 Denmark
48 Russia
44 Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
75 Romania
60 Bosnia and Herzegovina
41 Lithuania
21 United Kingdom
63 Greece
86 Finland
78 Ukraine

 

[ButterTart]

"You're in my butt. That's why, that's why, that's why I came."

A message for all of us to muse upon there.

 

[Tisch]

"Show me your clack"

Boob rate throbbing back to life with this contest.

Was just about to ask for a little update! Can hardly thing what reminded me.

 

[VoR]

Big toilet break now from France, but get back quickly because we're just 3 minutes away from AFRIKA PAPRIKA

 

[Madison]

The second best British performer of the night, after Glenn Ball.

 

[D5K]

Oh no so now both kalavision and soldivision have no hosts?

 

[Beverley]

One of my fave French entries

 

[Tisch]

Do we think that's a weave?

 

[ButterTart]

I've never seen less charismatic eyes than the ones on this French lass.

Nice song.

 

[Tisch]

Oh no so now both kalavision and soldivision have no hosts?

I'm taking them both on SIMULTANEOUSLY

 

[Tisch]

I've never seen less charismatic eyes than the ones on this French lass.

Nice song.

Boobies?

 

[VoR]

This poor sad frump having to follow HAPPY HOOKER Tina

 

[Soldi]

It takes time indeed, where’s DC with a tits out SOUKY banger when you need him?

 

[dmlaw]

You can always rely on France to calm things down when they get a bit lively.

 

[Madison]

The French people who chose her should be jailed.

This is a modern slavery violation.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh no so now both kalavision and soldivision have no hosts?

A Zen for Europe will be coming up then.

 

[Madison]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova
05 Israel
16 Latvia
67 Norway
00 Spain
42 Malta
82 Germany
12 Denmark
48 Russia
44 Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
75 Romania
60 Bosnia and Herzegovina
41 Lithuania
21 United Kingdom
63 Greece
86 Finland
78 Ukraine
01 France (for the cellist)

 

[Tisch]

This feels like a loo break. Bit early for me, but might as well get ahead!

 

[Beverley]

OMG I'm the only one who LIKED IT!

 

[Lucille]

It’s a lovely song but she does her best to suck the life out of it.

 

[D5K]

Il n’etait pas temps.

 

[Soldi]

@David_5000

I shall be hosting from BEYOND THE GRAVE

Although imagine the SCENES if I did actually die the night before Festival Di Soldi

 

[VoR]

What a long 3 minutes that French song was.

Another one that just apologetically peters out too.

 

[COB]

Come to Greece, we've got cinemas and trains nowadays

 

[Madison]

TURBOFOLK TIME

 

[Beverley]

Who let the BROTHEL MADAM out??

 

[Soldi]

Il n’etait pas temps.

ASSEZ!

 

[COB]

Absolutely here for this good-time queen.

 

[dmlaw]

Poor girl seems to have lost the front part of her dress.