Eurovision rewatch: Athens 2006 (20:00 BST)

[Soldi]

S-s-s-s-sex

 

[VoR]

Love this Croatian one so much.

If Tina Karol fucked your boyfriend in the toilets at a house party, Severina's the actual prostitute he caught the clap off on his stag weekend.

 

[Soldi]

Like a SULTRY RIVERDANCE

 

[COB]

The red shoes, they won't stop dancing

 

[Lucille]

This is DISORIENTATING

 

[Soldi]

AFRIKA PAPRIKA!

 

[Tisch]

Oh my DAYS what have I missed. This looks STUNNING

 

[COB]

Oh!!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Boobies?

6, maybe. I stopped watching her.

Now we're back in business with Croatia. Those legs have clearly never met each other.

 

[Beverley]

THE REVEAL!!!

 

[COB]

Don't worry loves, just had HOT THIGHS

 

[Madison]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova
05 Israel
16 Latvia
67 Norway
00 Spain
42 Malta
82 Germany
12 Denmark
48 Russia
44 Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
75 Romania
60 Bosnia and Herzegovina
41 Lithuania
21 United Kingdom
63 Greece
86 Finland
78 Ukraine
01 France (for the cellist)
90 Croatia

 

[Lucille]

You just know she sucked off every one of her backing dancers.

 

[ButterTart]

Poor girl seems to have lost the front part of her dress.

It was actually a front wedgie. Brutal.

 

[Soldi]

You just know she sucked off every one of her backing dancers.

Don’t blame her, you’d have done the same.

 

[dmlaw]

She really had to think in order to remember not to fling her legs wide at the climax. You're not at your other job, Severina.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

THis song is also a cry for help

 

[Tisch]

Croatia INVENTED 12455/10 not JARK!

 

[Lucille]

Who is this greasy SPUD?!?

 

[Beverley]

Trust Ireland to suck the fun out the party

 

[ButterTart]

You just know she sucked off every one of her backing dancers.

Despite a couple of them putting up fierce resistance.

 

[VoR]

VoR Fun Fact: Croatia only got to be in the finals because Serbia and Montenegro split up that year and couldn't agree on an entry.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh here we are, Every Haircut Is A Cry For Help.

 

[Madison]

The state of the male backing singer

 

[D5K]

This was the 1,000th eurovision song performed. Can’t classify that as a fun fact as it’s such a dirge.

 

[Lucille]

Don’t blame her, you’d have done the same.

OH YES!

 

[Alla]

Did Las Ketchup win already?

 

[VoR]

Never forget that this guy (allegedly) sucked off Ronan Keating.

 

[Madison]

This was the 1000th Eurovision entry.

 

[COB]

What a pervert! Muriel Gray and her two pals are looking good at the back though.

 

[Soldi]

Isn’t UNA from the SUNDAYS in there somewhere?

 

[ButterTart]

How far away is that male backing singer?

 

[Tisch]

Actual footage of me during the reveal

 

[Soldi]

OH YES!

Good girl!

 

[dmlaw]

But I don't need another piss yet, Brian. I'm just going to have to listen to it.

 

[Lucille]

Never forget that this guy (allegedly) sucked off Ronan Keating.

WHAT!?

 

[VoR]

Yes, Una from THE SATZ is on BVs here.

 

[Tisch]

Never forget that this guy (allegedly) sucked off Ronan Keating.

DETAILS

 

[COB]

Holy shit that IS Una

 

[Soldi]

Are they self isolating from the guitarist?