Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3)

[Beverley]

GET ME ONE NOW!

 

[Generic Account]

The dancing

 

[D5K]

Who the hell thought air guitar was a good idea?

 

[Beverley]

Mrs Bev likes Lithuania

 

[Dark Carnival]

No

Sorry it's taking too long, I missed dreadlock girl

 

[Suomi]

Donny’s thin vocal actually goes quite far and is flexible. I am giving him an extra point

 

[Alla]

OMG are the audience seated?!
Was that a THING at some point?

It was always like that, this was the very last one.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like how it turns into a mild banger and now he can SEE!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

He’s a much better performer than I remembered, albeit quite POOR vocally. I’m also a sucker for brown hair/blue eye combo and a tinny disco beat

 

[Suomi]

Mrs Suomi just shouted “THAT WAS TERRIBLE HOW CAN I SLEEP THROUGH THAT NOISE” to Lithuania

 

[Alla]

The postcards can't be more generic and boring.

 

[D5K]

I was planning a trip to Azerbaijan before corona hit, these postcards are cruel.

 

[Beverley]

I am a sucker for this next one. Didn't remember her having a piano BEFORE !

 

[Suomi]

Bosnia is always a reliable loo break

 

[FetchFugly]

The little wave at the end.

 

[lolly]

I want to smack him so hard

 

[Alla]

A piano? I don't remember this at all.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Aw. I reminder if how little I miss Bosnia.

 

[D5K]

No memory of this one; I guess we haven’t had the Bosnia decade yett

 

[Beverley]

Moving flute solo * SOBS*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are they her own shoulders? [/funky]

 

[Generic Account]

Lovely shoulder pads.

 

[Generic Account]

Oh my the flute is beautiful.

 

[lolly]

Has @Rita missed out on this?

 

[Beverley]

Mrs Bev is super excited for what's next

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They could have got an actual flautist.

 

[lolly]

Bosnia much lovelier than I remembered

 

[D5K]

I remember at the time I was filled with hatred as there was a risk they’d threaten Loreen. Maybe now I can be fairwr

 

[Beverley]

Don't expect the grannies to harmonise, NO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh here we fucking go.

Fuck me they sound rough.

Hot though.

 

[Rita]

Has @Rita missed out on this?

Yes. I have been too busy being a PISS ARTIST, clearly.

 

[lolly]

102 new ways to masturbate

 

[Alla]

This bitches are out of tune.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I’m still baffled at how the grannies even got selected for Russia, but as novelty entries go I’ve never HATED IT

 

[Suomi]

Russian grannies now feels very ‘what I’m gonna look like after the 2020 apocalypse’

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Bet they all HATE GAYS THO

 

[Beverley]

Omg

Mrs Bev: 'that was trash'

I'm so offended

 

[lolly]

I’m still baffled at how the grannies even got selected for Russia, but as novelty entries go I’ve never HATED IT

I wouldn't do a best of the 2010s Eurovision playlist and exclude it.

 

[Generic Account]

Main cookie tray dancer missed out on a solo career.

 

[FetchFugly]

The one third from the right looks especially bewildered.