Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[Generic Account]

Sorry gays but this is the best so far.

Aside from maybe Croatia. And Poland.

 

[octophone]

Actually quite into what this blatant paedophile is offering!

tag: obvious nonce

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a mess!

 

[Lucille]

The look is very Allesandro Michelle for Gucci

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE BELLS!!

 

[straightorbroken]

From the Queen to the bin man. I guess the gays needed to breathe again (there's a song in that too).

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's actually more GAY RIGHTS that I remembered!

 

[Penelope]

This is like that weirdo that got the immediate finger points from the tabloids when that blonde woman in Bristol got murdered at home ten years ago, but AS A POPSTAR

 

[octophone]

It's like Fish from Marillion had a full breakdown.

 

[Dark Carnival]

From the Queen to the bin man. I guess the gays needed to breathe again (there's a song in that too).

IS THERE?

 

[Penelope]

He's actually more GAY RIGHTS that I remembered!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG! WHAT?!

 

[straightorbroken]

Katrina cover your tits, he's coming to motor boat you.

 

[Dark Carnival]

?!

 

[Penelope]

This is SO 70s ITV VARIETY SHOW!

 

[COB]

I'm LOSING MY MIND

 

[AGinAg (37)]

No fire curtain but he does have BELLS!

 

[octophone]

Fall, you cunt.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Germany MUCH more interesting than in the 2010s there !

 

[Lucille]

Quite the perf, but I bet there’s quite the pong from under his floorboards.

 

[win_the_game]

Come on, there was a definite MINCE when he was running.

 

[Generic Account]

Omg he's going to die.

This is why vor wanted us to watch this year.

 

[Tisch]

Love everyone slowly admitting that was quite good

 

[Lucille]

Why does Malta get to sing in English?

 

[lolly]

Guildo's STILL GOT IT

 

[straightorbroken]

Gosh, he's the original Miley with these antics.

 

[Raining on Me]

By far the second best of the night.

He'd steal your shoes and cut you with a fork but it's catchy

 

[Tisch]

Omg he's going to die.

This is why vor wanted us to watch this year.

Where is @VoR? Is he watching too intently to post?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HE liked the boys. Very League of Gentleman.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Guildo's STILL GOT IT

Aw bless

 

[win_the_game]

FUCK FUCK FUCK. Where has the Chiara wink smilie gone?

 

[Penelope]

OMG MALTA

Looking like a YOUNG CHIARA

 

[Tisch]

OMG ITS QUEEN VICTORIA!

 

[Madison]

Per usual Eurovision rules, everyone have a drink if she winks.

 

[Generic Account]

It sounds like the opening of the pop version of Beauty and the Beast

 

[Lucille]

 

[Penelope]

Why does Malta get to sing in English?

It's their main language! Like Ireland

 

[octophone]

Pfft, quite the comedown.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG ITS QUEEN VICTORIA!

 

[straightorbroken]

Does Malta have a lot of feeders?