Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[COB]

Where is @VoR? Is he watching too intently to post?

Can't tear himself away from his turnips no doubt!

 

[Penelope]

Actually this one is VERY niche, but she looks like a 20 stone Nadia Whittome

 

[Madison]

This is how I imagine everyone in Malta dresses.

 

[Generic Account]

Quite good voice

 

[Dark Carnival]

More fabulous effects!

 

[lolly]

*wibble*

 

[Tisch]

Why does Malta get to sing in English?

English is an official langauge of Malta. Used to be in the British empire

 

[Lucille]

It's their main language! Like Ireland

WHO KNEW!

 

[octophone]

This is wetter that Whitney Houston's last cigarette.

 

[Penelope]

This is how I imagine everyone in Malta dresses.

She bought the dress HERSELF THAT DAY

I presume from Birmingham C&A

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is it a coat? Is it a dress? What's underneath!

What a THRILL!

 

[Lucille]

Is she singing a about a SNICKERS BAR?

 

[Penelope]

I can't believe this NEARLY WON

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHE WINKED

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can't believe this NEARLY WON

IT NEARLY WON?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DIRTY WINKING CUNT

 

[straightorbroken]

Her outfit turns into actual curtains when she extends those arms.

 

[Lucille]

I can't believe this NEARLY WON

STOP!

 

[straightorbroken]

Like a young Anne Widdecombe.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Chiara how you've changed.

 

[octophone]

Manic Street Preachers to accompany the Wales footage.

 

[Penelope]

This year really does careen WILDLY between BRILLIANCE and UTTER DRECK

 

[Lucille]

Nearly halfway! It goes at quite the pace doesn’t it? Wasn’t 2019 5 and a half hours?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God the world was so much duller before the internet.

 

[lolly]

It was quite a slow wink

I'm quite sure if DEAR @Zu-Klara was here, she'd be calling PALSY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh Chiara how you've changed.

SHIT and FUCK!

 

[Tisch]

Oh Chiara how you've changed.

Oh my god!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Generic Account]

Hungarian Rod Stewart

 

[Lucille]

I’m getting french literature giant who thinks it’s bourgeois NOT to fuck 14 year olds from this guy.

 

[lolly]

OH FUCK OFF

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Was he in Bread?

 

[Penelope]

Like being seduced by the corpse of David Bowie

 

[Generic Account]

I can't believe this NEARLY WON

Spoilers!

 

[straightorbroken]

Jade Goody's mum isn't half bad.

 

[octophone]

WTF is THIS? Did they just walk into a pub and grab the guy who gives unsolicited advice at the fruit machines?

 

[Tisch]

Why is everyone's uncle representing Hungary?

 

[win_the_game]

Who is this MULLET?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Chiara how you've changed.

Fabulous!

 

[lolly]

Oh Chiara how you've changed.

I bet she's handy with a pool cue