EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[Penelope]

This is SO FUCKING GOOD

 

[Soldi]

They needed to wait for the paint to DRY

 

[Dark Carnival]

Avril Lavigne?

 

[win_the_game]

FUCK I LOVE THIS ODE TO TEEN ANGST

 

[Beverley]

There's a good song trying to get out of this performance

 

[Penelope]

Honestly, WRIST-SLITTING RUSSIA is BEST RUSSIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

this is already HUGE

 

[Suomi]

I believe Believe Me is evil and also 9/10

 

[Lucille]

Omg Russia is

 

[Dark Carnival]

I LOVE THIS!!

 

[Soldi]

Love these NOX

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHO MADE US WATCH 2002???

 

[win_the_game]

Russia really were at their best during 2003-2005: THE TEENAGE YEARS

 

[Penelope]

It's like Carry Me In Your Dreams mixed with the greatest anthem to overdosing on Xanax of all time

This could literally only be improved by being sung by LISA AJAX

 

[Tisch]

Avril Lavigne?

Dead. Replaced by this russian bitch from Girlfriend onwards.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Dead. Replaced by this russian bitch from Girlfriend onwards.

The rumours ARE true!

 

[win_the_game]

BELIEVE ME I JUST DON'T CARE

 

[Soldi]

It's like Carry Me In Your Dreams mixed with the greatest anthem to overdosing on Xanax of all time

This could literally only be improved by being sung by LISA AJAX

Or maybe WIKTORIA to REALLY go for that HIGH PITCH

 

[Lucille]

WHO MADE US WATCH 2002???

SOME OLD PUFF.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't care indeed this gets my DOUZE points!

 

[Penelope]

BILIV MI I JUST DON'T CARE

 

[Penelope]

If YOU LOOK AWAY OR STARE

OMG it's like it's by the OTHER PERSON IN SOLO

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium
10 Russia

BEST RUN EVER

 

[Tisch]

Russia really were at their best during 2003-2005: THE TEENAGE YEARS

Do you have your LISTENING EARS ON

 

[Soldi]

BEST CONTEST since 1999

 

[Penelope]

HOLY FUCK IT'S THE GREATEST MACEDONIAN ENTRY EVER!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lovely intro!

 

[Penelope]

Life IS A BOOK

You DO HAVE TO READ IT!!!

 

[Beverley]

Very Eastern vibes

Doesn't matter if the song is incomprehensible

 

[Dark Carnival]

Insta update?

 

[Penelope]

Once again - this really is the year of WHITE SUITS

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg this is good too !!

 

[Penelope]

Insta update?

I'm not even joking - he LITERALLY IS DEAD

Died of a car crash about a decade ago

 

[Beverley]

Insta update?

She's DEAD, love!

 

[win_the_game]

Love those SULTRY MADAMES working it on those cheap dining chairs.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell 2004 just unleashed on us the equivalent of 1999's Iceland - Cyprus - Sweden!

 

[Dark Carnival]

She's DEAD, love!

 

[Soldi]

I'm not even joking - he LITERALLY IS DEAD

Died of a car crash about a decade ago

With a song called LIFE and all

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm not even joking - he LITERALLY IS DEAD

Died of a car crash about a decade ago

WHAT I THOUGHT BEV WAS JOKING!!! OMG

 

[Soldi]

Fucking hell 2004 just unleashed on us the equivalent of 1999's Iceland - Cyprus - Sweden!

Although not QUITE AS GOOD