EUROVISION REWATCH: ISTANBUL 2004 (10:45 BST)

[VoR]

Insta update?

OMG I know you weren't to know but

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium
10 Russia
10 Macedonia

SIX TENS IN A ROW!!!

 

[Beverley]

Back when Sakis was a feature of MANY of my dreams

 

[Tisch]

Aw.

Well those eastern Europeans do drive crazy.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HONORARY DOUZE POINTS

 

[Soldi]

Aw.

Well those eastern Europeans do drive crazy.

 

[Soldi]

Wait did he PREDICT HIS DEATH?

 

[VoR]

Unless otherwise informed, just work on the assumption that every former Macedonian entrant is now deceased.

It's a ROUGH COUNTRY.

 

[Soldi]

Unless otherwise informed, just work on the assumption that every former Macedonian entrant is now deceased.

It's a ROUGH COUNTRY.

RIP KALIOPI

 

[Suomi]

06 Spain
01 Austria
04 Norway
07 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
05 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium
09 Russia

 

[Beverley]

THE HANDKERCHIEF GIMMICK

 

[Penelope]

God this has got to be the MOST BASIC FAVOURITE EVER

Even CORINNA MAY reached HIGHER LEVELS!

 

[Soldi]

Ooh SAKIS

 

[Beverley]

The outfit, however, is an ABSOLUTE HORROR!

 

[win_the_game]

This is beyond basic. I preferred it when Sakis was queening off in 2009.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Alright please don't tell me this one's dead too!

 

[Lucille]

living.

 

[Zu]

Oi my FACE is on PAGE 5

Don’t you OI ME



Anyway I did see the photo and it’s not nice to say it but all I could see was Satan

 

[Suomi]

Shake It would be in my top 20 worst Eurovision songs ever

 

[Soldi]

Alright please don't tell me this one's dead too!

He was in the 2009 rewatch love

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is beyond basic. I preferred it when Sakis was queening off in 2009.

Oh it's the same one!

 

[Penelope]

Alright please don't tell me this one's dead too!

No - just gay dead

 

[Tisch]

Bet that guy fucked both those laydehs after this sexually charged performance

 

[Soldi]

Don’t you OI ME



Anyway I did see the photo and it’s not nice to say it but all I could see was Satan

(I presume that’s SATAN and not a PIG)

 

[Lucille]

I need a glow up for this queen!!!

 

[Beverley]

OMG I just can't with this

 

[Dark Carnival]

I prefer twink Sakis

 

[Penelope]

Fun fact: Sakis Rouvas later went on to be rejected in a SeanCody.com audition

 

[Tisch]

Armpits

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh yes queen!

 

[Beverley]

Shake It would be in my top 20 worst Eurovision songs ever

It's factually horrifix

 

[Soldi]

I prefer twinks

HEY

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun fact: Sakis Rouvas later went on to be rejected in a SeanCody.com audition

SERIOUSLY?

 

[Tisch]

"I hope Katie Boyle's not watching this". Nah mate she's DEAD

 

[win_the_game]

Fun fact: Sakis Rouvas later went on to be rejected in a SeanCody.com audition

There's a whiff of Reese Rideout about him! You sure it wasn't RANDY BLUE.

 

[Penelope]

07 Spain
03 Austria
02 Norway
08 France
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Malta
00 Netherlands
00 Germany
10 Albania
10 Ukraine
10 Bosnia & Herzegovina
10 Belgium
10 Russia
10 Macedonia
07 Greece

I mean CROP TOPS, REALLY

 

[Beverley]

I quite fancied little Jonsi once upon a time

 

[Soldi]

"I hope Katie Boyle's not watching this". Nah mate she's DEAD

 

[Dark Carnival]

I quite fancied little Jonsi once upon a time

I can see it sis!

 

[Tisch]

TWINK ALERT