Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[octophone]

Oh fuck me, a shit boyband, after that? BYE LOVES.

 

[lolly]

Even this has a sense of DRAMA

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg at the twinks straight out of 2005!

 

[Madison]

Within 12 months, No Name actually destroyed their country.

 

[D5K]

This is the most halfarsed choreo I’ve ever seen

 

[Penelope]

God, you just don't get gelled spiky hair like THAT anymore this side of 2006

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Serbia is such a GAY COUNTRY.

No wonder they lost the war.

 

[Beverley]

If Serbia isn't featuring a Joksimovic SPECIAL then I'm not interested

 

[Alla]

This is not even ridiculous bad that is good. MEH.

 

[Beverley]

Noisey and tuneless

 

[ButterTart]

The final of Mr Zero Stage Presence 2005 really was a ferocious battle, wasn't it?

 

[octophone]

The budget clearly went on the brown leather trousers.

 

[Beverley]

There's the Irish dancing again

 

[Penelope]

Within 12 months, No Name actually destroyed their country.

A Eurovision honour shared only by Paulo de Carvalho and Elena Paparizou

 

[ButterTart]

Are they shouting WANKER?

 

[octophone]

The final of Mr Zero Stage Presence 2005 really was a ferocious battle, wasn't it?

 

[lolly]

10 Hungary
05 United Kingdom
08 Malta
10 Romania
02 Norway
07 Turkey
04 Moldova
09 Albania
06 Cyprus
07 Spain
10 Israel
06 Serbia & Montenegro

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE FASHION

 

[Beverley]

Face it, they're no D'NASH

 

[win_the_game]

Not even one looker among them. Disappointing for a boyband.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Couldn't even afford a real violin

 

[Penelope]

God that was the hottest Triga film I've ever seen

 

[octophone]

That's fucking RANK.

 

[Madison]

A Eurovision honour shared only by Paulo de Carvalho and Elena Paparizou

Don't forget Linda Wagenmakers

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The early 00s was a time fashion NEVER REGRETS.

 

[octophone]

That was even worse than the Darkness tribute band.

 

[Alla]

Was this even a postcard?

 

[Dark Carnival]

The early 00s was a time fashion NEVER REGRETS.

IKR!

 

[win_the_game]

Face it, they're no D'NASH

Now that was a boyband who could sit on your face.

 

[Penelope]

10 Hungary
07 United Kingdom
08 Malta
09 Romania
10 Norway
07 Turkey
06 Moldova
04 Albania
07 Cyprus
02 Spain
08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro

OMFG THIS MACEDONIAN ONE IS AN ALL-TIME CLASSIC!

 

[lolly]

Is this a COMING SOON?

 

[Alla]

Oh wait, this is just shit images for tv adds, got it.

 

[octophone]

I think either Israel or the shouty woman with the Stomp tribute behind her is my favourite.

 

[Alla]

08 Israel
10 Serbia & Montenegro

 

[D5K]

I have that book!

 

[Beverley]

Oh god them again

 

[Alla]

08 Israel

8? 8!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I have that book!

 

[Penelope]

@VoR, is the book any good?

 

[octophone]

Oh Lord, it's the shouty bird dressed as a Quality Street again.