Eurovision Rewatch: Kyiv 2005 - 20.00 GMT tonight (28/3)

[Beverley]

OMG she's hysterical

 

[Generic Account]

Oh. I lived in Denmark.

 

[D5K]

Oh hang on only 24 songs?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

SMS voting already available

 

[octophone]

Indie is here, @octophone!

Oh cheers.

 

[Alla]

12 ISRAEL
...
Everyone else.

 

[win_the_game]

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE TONIGHT PERFORMER!!

 

[dmlaw]

It's a worry that almost half of the running time is still to come.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Looking at her discography, I suspect French-Israeli.

• Bar Mitsvah (2008)
• Songs For Bar Mitsvah (2009)
• Mazeltov Jewish Songs (2009)
• Best Jewish Songs (2009)
• Jewish Hits Music (2009)
• Israelian Songs (2009)
• Mazeltov Jewish Tunes (2011)

Jewish Hits Music

 

[Penelope]

This ranges from 4/10 to A+.

JarkTASTIQUE

 

[Generic Account]

Oh please stop.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg this is so embarrassing

 

[Beverley]

OH JUST FUCK OFF

 

[octophone]

Well, if that's all the songs, I'm offski.

 

[D5K]

It's a worry that almost half of the running time is still to come.

This was the era of 1-12 point announcements from 40+ countries

 

[Dark Carnival]

!

 

[Penelope]

Look, Israel brought out a former boxer for their interval too

 

[lolly]

12 Israel
10 Romania
08 Hungary
07 Greece
06 France
05 Albania
04 Malta
03 Turkey
02 Bosnia and Herzegovina
01 Spain

 

[Dark Carnival]

THIS IS TOO MUCH

 

[Beverley]

Terrible suits

 

[Alla]

This was the era of 1-12 point announcements from 40+ countries

Oh dear, I need more wine

 

[Generic Account]

AW NO.

This was Touch My Fire year and I missed it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well, if that's all the songs, I'm offski.

You missed a treat for 1998 voting.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Alright allow me to rank my songs again

 

[Generic Account]

And is she the same Maltese woman as 1998??

 

[AGinAg (37)]

AW NO.

This was Touch My Fire year and I missed it?

How much have you injected this evening?

 

[dmlaw]

Well, if that's all the songs, I'm offski.

Don't you want to know who's going to win?

 

[Generic Account]

How much have you injected this evening?

I just finished killing my family at Scrabble.

On a high.

 

[Penelope]

12 Macedonia
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Greece
07 Norway
06 Hungary
05 Switzerland
04 France
03 Romania
02 Bosnia
01 Malta

 

[Beverley]

12 Greece
10 Israel
8 Romania
7 Albania
6 Hungary
5 France
4 Switzerland
3 FYROM
2 Turkey
1 Spain

Can't be fucked doing the rest

 

[Madison]

Something like this:

12 Greece
10 Malta
08 Istael
07 Bosnia & Herzegovina
06 Hungary
05 Turkey
04 Serbia & Montenegro
03 Croatia
02 FYR Macedonia
01 Albania

 

[Madison]

OMG was that DJ CHIKA-CHIKA-BREAKDOWN! bit RECORDED?!

@Madison FURIOUS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12 Israel
10 Greece
08 Romania
07 Switzerland
06 France
05 Bosnia
04 Malta
03 Macedonia
02 Hungary
01 Spain

 

[Alla]

Shiri is 13/10, but it would have been 15/10 if she sang it all in Hebrew.

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 Macedonia
10 Serbia & Montenegro
08 Greece
07 Norway
06 Hungary
05 Switzerland
04 France
03 Romania
02 Bosnia
01 Malta

MACEDONIA?

 

[win_the_game]

12 FYR Macedonia
10 Israel
08 Russia
07 Albania
06 Romania
05 Turkey
04 Germany
03 Malta
02 Bosnia & Herzegovina
01 France

 

[OutSynk]

I guess this is where my love affair with Estonians began (@OutSynk)

I completely forgot this was the year with Vanilla Ninja.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I just finished killing my family at Scrabble.

On a high.

COOL VIBES

 

[dmlaw]

This recap is really bringing home that if one of these performers was to get cancer, it really should have been Denmark.

 

[Penelope]

12 Greece
10 Israel
8 Romania
7 Albania
6 Hungary

Can't be fucked doing the rest

NOTHING for FRANCE?