Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[Tisch]

Cunk music?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Cunt music

 

[lolly]

Was Rybak always such a sweaty looking coke junkie?

He had a COLD! That was NIGHT NURSE SWEATS!

 

[Penelope]

God this really is WORSE THAN COT DEATH

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway

 

[win_the_game]

OMG Portugal were my absolute favs.

 

[GNL]

He had a COLD! That was NIGHT NURSE SWEATS!

Could have infected everyone in the arena - wouldn't fly now.

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway

 

[Soldi]

This is MAGICAL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Lisbians in Lesbon.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway

HAVE A HEART ATTACK!

 

[Tisch]

Hate this fucking piece of fucking shit

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway

 

[win_the_game]

This is absolutely gorgeous. It's actually making me a bit teary.

 

[D5K]

NEXT

 

[GNL]

I take back my comment about heterosexual love ballads. I don't want it from this BUTCH/FEMME pairing either. Maybe I just hate duets.

 

[dmlaw]

He had a COLD! That was NIGHT NURSE SWEATS!

Either that or he'd just received a call from home advising that the police had seized his computer.

 

[Penelope]

I still very fondly remember @VoR insisting all the way through the season that Portugal would do much better than we all expected

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal

 

[D5K]

I still very fondly remember @VoR insisting all the way through the season that Portugal would do much better than we all expected

Well they made it to the final which is more than usual.

 

[dmlaw]

I still very fondly remember @VoR insisting all the way through the season that Portugal would do much better than we all expected

In fairness to him, it got 39 more points than I was expecting.

 

[COB]

Imagine that gay joke in the hands of Petra instead of these harridans

 

[win_the_game]

MARAVILHOSO!!

DOUZE POINTS ETC!!

 

[Tisch]

I still very fondly remember @VoR insisting all the way through the season that Portugal would do much better than we all expected

I can see where he was coming from. Salvador had just won with a dreary piece of the sap the previous year. Some juries love a bit of REAL MUSIC.

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal

 

[Penelope]

I can see where he was coming from. Salvador had just won with a dreary piece of the sap the previous year. Some juries love a bit of REAL MUSIC.

It was like being trapped in the corner of a house party at Goldsmiths!

 

[Suomi]

HAVE A HEART ATTACK!

I won’t apologise

 

[Tisch]

From *checks notes* ESTONIAAAAA!!!

 

[Soldi]

We’re not going to see the invasion are we?

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal

 

[Penelope]

The most famous room in the entire world

 

[Suomi]

We’re not going to see the invasion are we?

I hope so, it’s one of my fave stage gimmicks

 

[GNL]

I genuinely thought people would vote for SuRie out of pity but I think the mugger would have done better in the televote.

 

[D5K]

We’re not going to see the invasion are we?

No, it’s going to be the fake one

 

[lolly]

God she's SO BLOODY INSIPID

 

[AGinAg (37)]

HAIRY SHOULDERS!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I feel like if they left this song in the oven for a bit longer it would have been good.

 

[Tisch]