Eurovision Rewatch: Lisbon 2018 (06/06, 20:00 BST)

[Soldi]

Still better than that self-important little cunt from last year.

ALMA?!


oh I’ve just realised you meant SALVADOR

 

[ButterTart]

Again I never understood the love for this. It just PLODS along with little impact.

THIS

 

[Tisch]

I think this lot are still together?

SINGLE PREGNANT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's kinda rubbish but I was humming it for days after.

 

[Penelope]

ALMA?!


oh I’ve just realised you meant SALVADOR

No, he means Roi

 

[ButterTart]

ALMA?!

No, that Bilal turd.

Alma was fucking BRILLIANT and I still carry a lot of resentment that this shit beat it at Moopyvision.

 

[Soldi]

40 Ukraine
00 Spain
55 Slovenia
68 Lithuania
100 Austria
99 Estonia
00 Norway
90 Portugal
23 United Kingdom
65 Serbia
66 Germany
80 Albania
120 France (200 with attack)

 

[lolly]

45 Ukraine
30 Spain
70 Slovenia
20 Lithuania
25 Austria
60 Estonia
50 Norway
80 Portugal
35 UK
48 Serbia
15 Germany
65 Albania
75 France

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France

 

[GNL]

I really like this one. It's a song I listened to a lot that year, where often with Eurovision songs (even the ones I like) I'd never be in the mood to listen to.

 

[Tisch]

Again I never understood the love for this. It just PLODS along with little impact.

Enjoyed it at the time, but not tonight. Agreed. Very basic.

 

[Penelope]

Oh god FUCK THIS BITCH

 

[Soldi]

No, that Bilal turd.

Alma was fucking BRILLIANT and I still carry a lot of resentment that this shit beat it at Moopyvision.

Ah sorry duck, by last year I thought you meant 2017

 

[Suomi]

70 Ukraine
46 Spain
100/50/00 Slovenia
85 Lithuania
74 Austria
97 Estonia
94 Norway
96 Portugal
67 United Kingdom
88 Serbia
40 Germany
73 Albania
99 France

 

[ButterTart]

ALMA?!


oh I’ve just realised you meant SALVADOR

In fairness, Salvador was a bellend as well.

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France

 

[D5K]

Oh I hate this guy

 

[GNL]

Is that their version of Morris dancing?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This one really brings out the nonce in me.

 

[ButterTart]

To think he'd given himself a severe spinal injury days earlier.

 

[Penelope]

Remember when he nearly died after doing a backflip in rehearsals

 

[win_the_game]

SINGLE PREGNANT

Good to know Monsieur is fertile.

 

[COB]

Oh this is awful, just dreadful music

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Did he not injure himself doing a flip during Eurovision week?

If only it was his NECK

 

[ButterTart]

That is absolutely the most horrible outfit anyone has ever worn. Bow ties are for Soldi's dog, not people.

 

[COB]

Not the floss dance as featured in videogame smash hit Fortnite

 

[Penelope]

Oh this is awful, just dreadful music

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite like it.

 

[Penelope]

God, what I wouldn't give to have had ACTUAL Jason DeRulo right now

 

[dmlaw]

To think he'd given himself a severe spinal injury days earlier.

Clearly not severe enough.

 

[win_the_game]

That is absolutely the most horrible outfit anyone has ever worn. Bow ties are for Soldi's dog, not people.

I was going to say my jack russell has a bow tie like that for special occassions.

 

[Penelope]

I quite like it.

To be fair, you'd blast his back doors in.

 

[Tisch]

One of those awful MODERN songs where they replace the chorus with a TRUMPET. Thank god that sort of music has died.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

50 Ukraine
18 Spain
72 Slovenia
76 Lithuania
59 Austria
68 Estonia
00 Norway
34 Portugal
62 UK (with attack 100)
80 Serbia
40 Germany
68 Albania
57 France
73 Czech Republic

 

[D5K]

Oh god and he dabs as well

 

[Penelope]

55 Ukraine
12 Spain
88 Slovenia
58 Lithuania
20 Austria
78 Estonia
07 Norway
67 Portugal
75 United Kingdom (100 with attack)
71 Serbia
12 Germany
44 Albania
81 France
47 Czech Republic

 

[lolly]

He's lucky Rybak was there to soak up the SMUG

 

[AGinAg (37)]

To be fair, you'd blast his back doors in.

I would.

 

[GNL]

That is absolutely the most horrible outfit anyone has ever worn. Bow ties are for Soldi's dog, not people.

A million 30 year old gay Doctor Who nerds just cried out in unison.

 

[D5K]

One of those awful MODERN songs where they replace the chorus with a TRUMPET. Thank god that sort of music has died.

Oh dear you’re not going to like Cyprus later