Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Iguana]

It's the Belarusian SEB

 

[COB]

No idea what this is but YES YES YES

 

[Dark Carnival]

COME ON GIRLS YOU KNOW THE WORDS

 

[D5K]

I think I could find a place in my flat for that BALL

 

[Tisch]

Not here for the dancers' shaved armpits.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SOLAYOH SOLAYOH

 

[Dark Carnival]

CHA CHA!!!

 

[Madison]

This is being ruined by a call to prayer outside.

 

[Beverley]

WHAT A CHEAP DRESS!

 

[Soldi]

@Dark Carnival WHIFF OF THE SOUK would you say?

 

[Apoca]

CHA-CHA. HEY!

Solayoh is truly delightful Belarussian NONSENSE.

 

[Penelope]

It really is EVERYTHING YOU'D WANT AND MORE!

 

[win_the_game]

I dread to think what DIDN’T qualify.

This was the year of an unjust ex-Yugoslav wipe out. All of them better than half the shite we've seen so far.

 

[Beverley]

This is being ruined by a call to prayer outside.

Sorry

 

[D5K]

To be fair her live vocals aren’t terrible

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CAN'T

 

[Alla]

The disco ball containing Alcazar will open in 2 years, patience guys.

 

[Dark Carnival]

*gay coma*

 

[D5K]

This is being ruined by a call to prayer outside.

Turn the volume up to drown it out

 

[Lucille]

Always shining on YOH!

 

[Beverley]

She's very limby

 

[Tisch]

I feel like I'm at a HOLIDAY CAMP and should be singing along

 

[ButterTart]

She looks about a decade older than she did in her VT.

 

[dmlaw]

I assume those three off to the side are doing all of the actual singing on this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

@Dark Carnival WHIFF OF THE SOUK would you say?

hmmm only a tiny bit

 

[D5K]

I feel like I'm at a HOLIDAY CAMP and should be singing along

So why aren’t you?

 

[Alla]

Always here for a Belarus slut

 

[Soldi]

Who knew putting your DRESS through the SHREDDER was POPULAR in BELARUS

 

[win_the_game]

This is absolute dreck.

 

[Lucille]

CHA CHA > *clap clap*

 

[dmlaw]

To be fair her live vocals aren’t terrible

Yes. 'Her' vocals.

 

[Beverley]

Can't wait for the clubs are open so I can STEAL that folded arm CLAP

 

[COB]

Always shining on YOH!

Sounds a bit Brummie

 

[Penelope]

ART!

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus

 

[Tisch]

So why aren’t you?

SOLEYYHOOO!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Always here for a Belarus slut

That's basically all of them.

 

[D5K]

This is absoulte dreck.

And I love it

 

[Suomi]

Everything on that stage had to be returned to the store by 9am the next morning

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus

 

[Penelope]

This is absoulte dreck.

That is the POINT!