Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Madison]

This is the only Armenian entry in a final I didn’t vote at least five times for.

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia

 

[COB]

I didn't enjoy that one bit!

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia

 

[Iguana]

LYNDA!!

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia

 

[Beverley]

Quire a miserable first half

 

[Alla]

Linda!!

 

[win_the_game]

"We can stop it!!"

WELL FUCKING GET ON WITH IT THEN.

 

[Penelope]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia

Shame on you.

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia

WHAT A CONTRAST

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
02 Armenia

 

[COB]

Go on @Penelope get all your Lynda bile out!

 

[Tisch]

Her accent is impeccable!

 

[Penelope]

Go on @Penelope get all your Lynda bile out!

NO

 

[Soldi]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
02 Armenia

Cascada?!

 

[Lucille]

She’s like a Swedish Charity Shop Sue

 

[Dark Carnival]

!

 

[Madison]

Cascada?!

Disqualified.

 

[Beverley]

Reminding me how much I love Stockholm tbh

 

[Soldi]

She’s like a Swedish Charity Shop Sue

‘SCUSE ME LAYDEH she’s WONDERFUL

 

[Penelope]

OMG she's in Gamla stan like that pudgy gay man's song that one time

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia

 

[Iguana]

00 All today's acts
11 Lynda Woodruff

 

[ButterTart]

OMG she's in Gamla stan like that pudgy gay man's song that one time

Sarah Dawn Finer?

 

[Soldi]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia

Worth the wait

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany
10 Armenia

 

[Tisch]

She’s like a Swedish Charity Shop Sue

SCUSE me laydeh! Why the ?

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT?!!!

 

[Tisch]

The video skipped!

 

[Soldi]

 

[Dark Carnival]

THAT SKIPPED!!

 

[Beverley]

WTF. JUST HAPPENED

 

[Madison]

WOAH - I just skipped ahead

 

[win_the_game]

WTF?

 

[Penelope]

OMG that just smashed into Birds?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

AND WITH ANOUK FUCKING HELL !!

 

[Alla]

WTF!

 

[D5K]

yeah me too

 

[Apoca]

God, I adore "Birds".