Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Dark Carnival]

Why does Hungary HAVE to be homophobic every year?

 

[Dark Carnival]

wine refill

 

[Penelope]

Imagine a world where we had just been blessed with the Swedish Housewives - On Top of the World

On Top of the World (Safura Butcher Discotits Remix)

 

[win_the_game]

I fucking love this one.

Worryingly I'm in agreement with you.

 

[dmlaw]

Is this the only Eurovision entry that is a named remix?

Fucking hell. Imagine what it must have been like before Zoofucker got his greasy mitts on it.

 

[Beverley]

Begging was the winning song. Anton Ewald is not necessarily the winning performer.

2013 was a dire MF year, let's be honest.

I LOVED Begging

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary

 

[Lucille]

You just know that guitarist has the cleanest arsehole though.

 

[ButterTart]

Can someone kindly HAVE A FUCKING WORD.

It's just a really nice song.

 

[D5K]

Sensible decision of them to focus more on the guitarist than him

 

[COB]

Brigitte Nielsen on backing vocals.

If only! She could recreate her turn on Open House with Gloria Hunniford

 

[Soldi]

wine refill

Oh am I the only one drinking out of the bottle

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania
05 United Kingdom
06 Sweden
00 Hungary

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
11 Netherlands
01 Romania
07 United Kingdom
01 Sweden
02 Hungary

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh am I the only one drinking out of the bottle

CLASSY

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank GOD FOR SOME GAY OLD SHIT

 

[Beverley]

So imagine, we get all this shower of shit and then DENMARK come along with a decent enough song... Hmmn....

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)

 

[Dark Carnival]

oh here we go

 

[ButterTart]

Pissed up and lairy, the lot of them.

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany
10 Armenia
10 Netherlands
08 Romania
09 UK
10 Sweden
01 Hungary

 

[Soldi]

CLASSY

Oh shush you HAIRY COW

 

[COB]

I still really really love this

 

[ButterTart]

Winner-by-numbers incoming.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm SORRY BUT I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!

 

[Apoca]

Imagine a world where we had just been blessed with the Swedish Housewives - On Top of the World

ONLY YOU AND I
WE'RE THE ONES TONIGHT

It's like " The Edge Of Glory" got processed through the MF-meatgrinder by Boström and G:son.

 

[COB]

Bare feet too

 

[Madison]

We should keep an eye out for the #EurovisionAgain voting link.

 

[Soldi]

Bet she doesn’t wash HER FEET the DIRTY COW

 

[Tisch]

This is at least the 7th best winner of the decade

 

[Penelope]

It's about the lust for vengeance in a lesbian relationship while you're both mid-menses

 

[Soldi]

I'm SORRY BUT I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!

Well it DID WIN

 

[Lucille]

She’s staring at that flute like it’s a 10 inch dick.

 

[Beverley]

A bit creepy and STAREY

 

[Tisch]

We should keep an eye out for the #EurovisionAgain voting link.

11 Is Always Over Now

 

[Madison]

Does the flautist have an insta?

 

[Penelope]

ONLY YOU AND I
WE'RE THE ONES TONIGHT

It's like " The Edge Of Glory" got processed through the MF-meatgrinder by Boström and G:son.

UTTERLY FUCKING SENSATIONAL!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We should keep an eye out for the #EurovisionAgain voting link.

They're not doing this one.

 

[Tisch]

She’s staring at that flute like it’s a 10 inch dick.

How's quarantine love?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I, foreign, I!

I used to think it's an ODE to MIGRANTS

 

[dmlaw]

We should keep an eye out for the #EurovisionAgain voting link.

They'll wonder why we aren't giving any points to the Israeli entry.