Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (1 Viewer)

[Penelope]

GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
07 Iceland

 

[Beverley]

STILL WOULD

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania
05 United Kingdom
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
10 Iceland

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
11 Netherlands
01 Romania
07 United Kingdom
01 Sweden
02 Hungary
10 Denmark
06 Iceland

 

[Lucille]

Also he'd be proper shut the front door stungorge with a haircut.

The chest

 

[win_the_game]

How on earth did he end up with this naff ballad when he's quite clearly into HETERO COCK ROCK.

 

[ButterTart]

SUCH A LOVELY SONG

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
04 Iceland

 

[Soldi]

Time for the land of WIND FIRE FIREWORKS SEA AIR SKY NIGHT MOUNTAINS

 

[Penelope]

OMG LADIES

It's time for some CLOSETED QUEER-CODED DOG BOLLOCKS!

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)
96 Denmark
39 Iceland

 

[Beverley]

And most DEFINITELY would shag FARID

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And now very different type of fuckable.

 

[ButterTart]

Is this Hold Me Just Unfold Me? Awful song but I'm here for the perspexography.

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg this dramatic shit

 

[Tisch]

Strong eyebrow game!

 

[dmlaw]

Bad news. There are still seven songs to go, only one of which is Norway.

 

[Soldi]

And most DEFINITELY would shag FARID

We’re you one of the BOYS having FUN in the green room with him later

 

[Iguana]

It's that A RIM SEAT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are his trousers GREY VELVET?

 

[Madison]

Oops - they’ve forgotten to turn off his mic.

 

[Lucille]

The biggest cock I’ve ever seen was owned by a guy called Farid.

 

[Apoca]

This is the best entry Azerjeban have ever sent. Sorry not sorry.

If they had won 2011 with "Hold Me" instead of "Running Scared" I could've lived with that. Maybe.

 

[Alla]

Oh he's an homophobic.

Source: unidentified euroqueens.

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany
10 Armenia
10 Netherlands
08 Romania
09 UK
10 Sweden
01 Hungary
11 Denmark
02 Iceland

 

[D5K]

This didn’t do much for me at the time but I think it’s 13/10 now. Must have watched this performance so many times

 

[Zu]

Also he'd be proper shut the front door stungorge with a haircut.

Oh he already IS. Just think of the fun you could have brushing that lovely hair. It’d be like a real life My Little Pony with the promise of buggery thrown in. Or GIRL’S WORLD

 

[COB]

Oh I LOVED THIS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I would definitely NOT

 

[Tisch]

Awkward box-ography

 

[Beverley]

This is HIGH EUROVISION DRAMA

 

[ButterTart]

Bad news. There are still seven songs to go, only one of which is Norway.

I've still got ITALY, which is another of my all time favourites.

 

[Penelope]

 

[Soldi]

This was like a PERFORMANCE we had to do in GCSE DRAMA

 

[Dark Carnival]

The staging is RIDICULOUS

 

[D5K]

I just wish the box guy didn’t pretend he had a Microphone

 

[Lucille]

DUMP IT!

 

[Tisch]

So much nicer with he beard and natural posing

 

[Dark Carnival]

I CHANGE MY MIND

I WOULD