Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Madison]

Greasy hands

 

[Soldi]

Almost as HETERO as the RUNNING SCARED GUY

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THE WOMAN IN THE DRESS SWEEPING IN!

THE EXPLOSION OF PETALS!

It's just TOO FUCKING MUCH

 

[ButterTart]

If the Andrex puppy was a dress...

 

[Tisch]

DUMP IT!

 

[win_the_game]

Oh he's an homophobic.

Source: unidentified euroqueens.

I think the term is IN DENIAL

In April 2016, Farid Mammadov married a woman named Nigar in a private ceremony. The couple soon moved to Los Angeles, California, where they welcomed their newborn son in January 2019

 

[D5K]

And a key change!!

 

[Lucille]

OH FUCK.

 

[Madison]

Did he just moon her?

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium
03 Estonia
11 Belarus
00 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
09 Netherlands
11 Romania
05 United Kingdom
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
10 Iceland
10 Azerbaijan

 

[ButterTart]

He was blates just staring up the perspex man's bumhole.

 

[Beverley]

GAGGING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He'd get it in spade loads.

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
03 Malta
07 Russia
11 Germany
-1 Armenia
11 Netherlands
01 Romania
07 United Kingdom
01 Sweden
02 Hungary
10 Denmark
06 Iceland
07 Azerbaijan

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
07 Iceland
08 Azerbaijan

 

[Alla]

Oh HELLO

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium
62 Estonia
56 Belarus
07 Malta
72 Russia
01 Germany
10 Armenia
TBD Netherlands
42 Romania
17 United Kingdom
37 Sweden
24 Hungary (Zoohacker remix)
96 Denmark
39 Iceland
38 Azerbaijan

 

[Suomi]

What a load of pompous overblown vote-rigging SHIT


10

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium
04 Estonia
09 Belarus
00 Malta
02 Russia
05 Germany
00 Armenia
10 Netherlands
07 Romania
01 UK
06 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
04 Iceland
05 Azerbaijan

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany
10 Armenia
10 Netherlands
08 Romania
09 UK
10 Sweden
01 Hungary
11 Denmark
02 Iceland
10 Azerbaijan

 

[Penelope]

02 Iceland

WHAT?!

 

[Zu]

IS IT GREECE YET

 

[octophone]

Sorry folks - the noise stream got interesting...one of my absolute favourites rocked up.

 

[ButterTart]

I like this one as well.

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg these fuckers

 

[Tisch]

WHAT THE LIVING JOY IS THIS

 

[win_the_game]

I've still got ITALY, which is another of my all time favourites.

Mine too! You should give Sanremo a whirl with Soldi and I - songs like that a TEN A PENNY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hate ska so much.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I like this one as well.

such a lad anthem eh?

 

[COB]

Alcohol is Free

 

[Apoca]

This was perfectly placed in the running order.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHAT THE LIVING JOY IS THIS

DON'T BRING LIVIN' JOY INTO THIS!

 

[Beverley]

WHAT IS THIS GYPSY KNOCKOFF SHITE

 

[Iguana]

But alcohol ISN'T free

 

[Penelope]

Look, all the ones that aren't the old man would get it every night of the week and DON'T YOU PRETEND OTHERWISE

 

[dmlaw]

I look forward to hearing which of you would give it to/receive it from the old guy with the tiny ukelele.

 

[Tisch]

Ooh the Greek guy playing the trumpet like a banjo gave me a bit of a FLUTTER. He could pluck my banjo string ANY DAY

 

[Soldi]

I know this is FUN4STRAIGHTS but I’m HAVING A BALL

 

[ButterTart]

I hate ska so much.

Ska is vile, this is mint.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium
06 Estonia
09 Belarus
08 Malta
06 Russia
10 Germany
02 Armenia
10 Netherlands
12 Romania
08 UK
03 Sweden
00 Hungary
10 Denmark
07 Iceland
08 Azerbaijan
00 Greece