Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Soldi]

Omg help I can't get over SOLAYOH!! !!

What about CASCADA!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

You've given out 9 points. I've pushed everyone down and bumped off the UK, unless you prefer otherwise.

Get rid of the UK it has no business getting points

 

[Lucille]

Lol hearing Glorious straight after Euphoria.

 

[D5K]

Only just noticed the glowing Russian beach balls being tossed into the crowd and instantly vanishing, instead of bouncing along as they'd hoped.

 

[dmlaw]

I'll have words with you OFFLINE

It's bad enough that tonight was how he chose to tell you that you were going to have to have the Finland song at your wedding.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What about CASCADA!!

Sorry Belarus wins the generic gay shit this year

 

[Lucille]

Get rid of the UK it has no business getting points

It was a great song our singer was just pissed as a duck!

 

[Tisch]

It's bad enough that tonight was how he chose to tell you that you were going to have to have the Finland song at your wedding.

It will never be. We've decided to take a break for a few days. He's annoyed I didn't give Bonnie Tyler any points.

 

[Soldi]

It was a great song our singer was just pissed as a duck!

It was FOR THE BEST

 

[dmlaw]

It was a great song our singer was just pissed as a duck!

*Australian accent* Is this a singing competition?

 

[Iguana]

It's bad enough that tonight was how he chose to tell you that you were going to have to have the Finland song at your wedding.

Tetris Rock to recreate the kiss at the end

 

[Iguana]

Oop she's changed

 

[Tisch]

Tetris Rock to recreate the kiss at the end

WITH RACHEY (who I dare not tag )

 

[Dark Carnival]

moopy stop voting now!

 

[Dark Carnival]

WITH RACHEY (who I dare not tag )

@Rachey

 

[Iguana]

Was that MANS?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do we know for a fact that Loreen is an epic stoner or does she just appear that away. I used to know a girl who I thought was always stoned, but she's just looked like that.

 

[Iguana]

Oh no it was him

 

[Soldi]

WITH RACHEY (who I dare not tag )

@Rachey @Rachey @Rachey

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YES!!

 

[Tisch]

Why are Swedes obsessed with making fun of English newsreaders?

 

[dmlaw]

I believe in bloody @Rachey

 

[Lucille]

Do we know for a fact that Loreen is an epic stoner or does she just appear that away. I used to know a girl who I thought was always stoned, but she's just looked like that.

Her mumbling at the end sounded super stoned.

 

[Lucille]

I believe in bloody @Rachey

MENSES?

 

[Tisch]

@Rachey @Rachey @Rachey

@Rachey's going to be FEWMING

 

[Penelope]

The Swedes are an extremely evil people

 

[Zu]

12 Germany - Not based on that performance OBVIOUSLY
10 Belarus
08 Greece
07 Ukraine
06 Georgia
05 Norway
04 Russia
03 Iceland
02 Netherlands
01 Moldova

 

[Soldi]

@Rachey's going to be FEWMING

@Rachey who is your favourite from EUROVISION 2013?

 

[Penelope]

I'm still agog they managed to get the Swedish Prime Minister for this

 

[COB]

Was that the actual Swedish prime minister?

 

[Lucille]

Arse!

 

[Tisch]

Ha there was already a "bloody @Rachey" tag

(Btw I added the Bloody Rachey tag)

 

[Penelope]

12 Germany - Not based on that performance OBVIOUSLY
10 Belarus
08 Greece
07 Ukraine
06 Georgia
05 Norway
04 Russia
03 Iceland
02 Netherlands
01 Moldova

Oh thank HEAVENS for a set of EQUALLY PERVERSE VOTES TO MINE!

 

[Lucille]

Omg Petra yes!!!

 

[Soldi]

I'm still agog they managed to get the Swedish Prime Minister for this

Oh god imagine DAVID CAMERON turning up

 

[dmlaw]

I'm still agog they managed to get the Swedish Prime Minister for this

Was he the one who got his arse out?

 

[Soldi]

Ha there was already a "bloody @Rachey" tag

(Btw I added the Bloody Rachey tag)

I added all the others

 

[Lucille]

Petra is such a TRIPLE THREAT!

 

[Zu]

Do we know for a fact that Loreen is an epic stoner or does she just appear that away. I used to know a girl who I thought was always stoned, but she's just looked like that.

Oh she DEFINITELY is. Did you see the RECITAL LOREEN which was on the Romanian national final? Cunted to her very vagina!

 

[Penelope]

Petra is such a TRIPLE THREAT!

Dick, tits and ass!