Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05) (2 Viewers)

[COB]

He's probably dead! He looked like he was on his way out even then.

Giants usually go young

 

[Suomi]

Omg is she on GrindR

 

[Lucille]

For HEAVENS SAKE love - HAVE A WANK!

SERIOUSLY!!!

 

[Soldi]

I luv u BONNIE HOLT East Midlands 4eva x

 

[D5K]

This bridge bit is quite a nice moment

 

[Dark Carnival]

For HEAVENS SAKE love - HAVE A WANK!

We're getting locked out on Monday! BARE WITH ME

 

[ButterTart]

Emilie was quite fit in those days. When she came back as our Lucie's songwriter she'd turned into a bit of a bruiser.

 

[dmlaw]

Bonneh shout out but no points. She's going to smash him in the face with her can.

 

[Suomi]

Well done to Emily the Forest

 

[Madison]

Too many barefooted winners.

 

[Soldi]

We're getting locked out on Monday! BARE WITH ME

I’ve always said your welcome round THESE PARTS

 

[Tisch]

Omg just remembered it's not that long till OU ALLEZ!

 

[Lucille]

We're getting locked out on Monday! BARE WITH ME

LUCKY BITCH!

 

[Zu]

Frankly the voting is so much better now

TO SAY THE LEAST! Surely it would have been better in this case to have just pretended not to notice that other countries couldn’t win and carried on until the end of the voting before going OH HURRAH FOR DENMARK!

 

[D5K]

Omg just remembered it's not that long till OU ALLEZ!

23:30

 

[Suomi]

In my Eurovision fantasy Lauren kills Emily on top of that bridge by whacking her with the trophy and declares herself undefeated

 

[Madison]

Is she the fifth barefooted winner?

 

[dmlaw]

Just 20 minutes away.

 

[Dark Carnival]

LUCKY BITCH!

I'm going to get so much ARSE

 

[VoR]

I wonder if San Marino are the only country to give Denmark 0?

They are!

Such trolls...

 

[Penelope]

In my Eurovision fantasy Lauren kills Emily on top of that bridge by whacking her with the trophy and declares herself undefeated

Oh someone dies in all your Eurovision fantasies

 

[Tisch]

Is she the fifth barefooted winner?

My Kalapaedia doesn't have an entry for 'barefoot'

 

[COB]

Giant update - STILL ALIVE!! Sorry @ZenGiraffe it's OVER

 

[D5K]

TO SAY THE LEAST! Surely it would have been better in this case to have just pretended not to notice that other countries couldn’t win and carried on until the end of the voting before going OH HURRAH FOR DENMARK!

I actually liked the way they gave up any pretence of tension; but she made it sound as though they’d abandoned the rest of the voting

 

[Iguana]

How many times can we win or lose when we're Adele on X Factor?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...I killed off the giant prematurely. He is alive, just ill: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_Vovkovinskiy

 

[Dark Carnival]

Anyway thank fuck this won over fucking Azerbaijan. The nederlands and norwijia tru winners forever bye xox

 

[Penelope]

Love it when the credits unceremoniously HURRY A WINNER OFF

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Giant update - STILL ALIVE!! Sorry @ZenGiraffe it's OVER

Fair

 

[Tisch]

What's happening now? New thread or are we posting on the end of the existing 98 thread?

 

[Penelope]

Anyway thank fuck this won over fucking Azerbaijan. The nederlands and norwijia tru winners forever bye xox

Good GRIEF!

 

[Soldi]

The PRODUCERS clearly wanted NORWAY to win CUTTING AWAY EARLY

 

[D5K]

BOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Dark Carnival]

Good GRIEF!

WHAT?!!!

 

[dmlaw]

Poor Emily getting faded out.

 

[D5K]

Especially as the last minute is the only good one

 

[dmlaw]

What's happening now? New thread or are we posting on the end of the existing 98 thread?

New thread. It's a new rewatch, after all.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Youtube has lunched the 2014 final, I'm watching that for now until told otherwise

 

[Lucille]

I'm going to get so much ARSE

Tape a picture of me on their backs hun.

https://www.moopy.co.uk/data/avatars/l/8/8623.jpg?1587046206

 

[Soldi]

Youtube has lunched the 2014 final, I'm watching that for now until told otherwise

How much VINO have you had?