Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 1996 - 20.00 GMT tonight (01/04)

[ButterTart]

This one tried to patent her outfit, having seen the gap in the market for office wear that could double as an emergency wedding dress. She died in poverty.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta
09 Croatia
05 Austria
06 Switzerland
07 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
04 France
19 Slovenia
08 Netherlands
06 Belgium

 

[Tisch]

Woah lot of FOREHEADS in the Irish backing band there

 

[Soldi]

Turkey 06
UK 10
Spain -1
Portugal 07
Cyprus 05
Malta 08
Croatia 08
Austria 05
Switzerland 03
Greece 07
Estonia 08
Norway 10
France 02
Slovenia 06
Netherlands 08
Belgium 06

 

[AGinAg (37)]

INBRED SLAPHEADS

 

[Penelope]

03 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
02 Spain
06 Portugal
04 Cyprus
05 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
08 Greece
07 Estonia
10 Norway
09 France
07 Slovenia
00 Netherlands
09 Belgium

FUCK OFF EIMEAR

 

[Suomi]

I believe Eimear Quinn is evil.

 

[ButterTart]

Ireland's 'any old shit' policy bore much more fruit in the 90s than it does now.

 

[Penelope]

AND her backing musicians

JOHN KNOWS

 

[Tisch]

Eimear quin. What a load of SHITE. Can't wait to see her lose MISERABLY to GINA

 

[lolly]

I like how Eimear uses the name eimearvox on instagram

 

[Madison]

She reminds me of a cobra.

 

[Tisch]

(actually this is lovely)

 

[Penelope]

I AM THE @VoR OF HISTORY

 

[Tisch]

I like how Eimear uses the name eimearvox on instagram

who is she on here? EMMA?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So over Ireland. They'll never win again.

 

[ButterTart]

She's quite fit as long as you don't look too closely.

 

[dmlaw]

This thing is crying out for an Almighty remix.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Very few grams this evening.

 

[Penelope]

God, who was REALLY ready for another round of this so soon?

JUST GIVE IT TO BETTAN FOR FUCKS SAKE

 

[Suomi]

Presenting us the violinist through the eyes of a drunk

 

[win_the_game]

You'll be delighted to know Eimear will be releasing new material this year.

 

[Penelope]

You'll be delighted to know Eimear will be releasing new material this year.

She's already released it, it was the coronavirus

 

[Madison]

She's no Dawn Martin.

 

[Soldi]

Turkey 06
UK 10
Spain -1
Portugal 07
Cyprus 05
Malta 08
Croatia 08
Austria 05
Switzerland 03
Greece 07
Estonia 08
Norway 10
France 02
Slovenia 06
Netherlands 08
Belgium 06
Ireland 04

What a dull winner

 

[lolly]

05 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
04 Spain
07 Portugal
05 Cyprus
04 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
06 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
05 France
08 Slovenia
06 Netherlands
08 Belgium
08 Iceland

 

[VoR]

One of my favourite hobbies is finding pub Jukeboxes that have every UK top 40 hit and playing 'The Voice' 7 times in a row.

 

[Suomi]

(This is true) My partner just came in and asked me to stop playing Eimear Quinn

 

[Tisch]

Finland... CIGARETTES... SAUNA... POOL

 

[Penelope]

03 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
02 Spain
06 Portugal
04 Cyprus
05 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
08 Greece
07 Estonia
10 Norway
09 France
07 Slovenia
00 Netherlands
09 Belgium
07 Ireland

OMG is this LINDA BENGTZING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's no Dustin the Turkey.

WHO?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta
09 Croatia
05 Austria
06 Switzerland
07 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
04 France
19 Slovenia
08 Netherlands
06 Belgium
08 Ireland

 

[Tisch]

(This is true) My partner just came in and asked me to stop playing Eimear Quinn

He doesn't like Eimear Quinn or Go_A? I think it's time you had "the talk" Hun.

 

[ButterTart]

She's already released it, it was the coronavirus

Irish legend has it that a great ogre would one day uncross her legs and unleash a mild pestilence across the world. I'd have put money on it being Linda Martin

 

[dmlaw]

Oh look. Lots of fish. More interesting than Eimear Quinn.

 

[Tisch]

She's no Dawn Martin.

WHO IS?

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh, they made a STOUT LESBIAN SPEAKER

 

[Tisch]

1996... The time before GHD

 

[Suomi]

Backstory: I basically have this problem where if I get bored I do one of about 5 set things, and one of them is that i load up the voice recorder app and sing the entirety of The Voice by Eimear Quinn

 

[Penelope]

Really don't think much of Linda Bengtzing's hair, alter ego or musical style in the 90s

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Plucked right out of 1978. This qualified over Germany?!