Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 1996 - 20.00 GMT tonight (01/04)

[Tisch]

She's already released it, it was the coronavirus

You are KILLING ME

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a charming yellow frock.

 

[Tisch]

Quite a low cut dress there LOVE

 

[lolly]

It's immeasurably better if you close your eyes very tightly

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Age please.

 

[Penelope]

Age please.

50

 

[ButterTart]

"I'd like to introduce the band ladies and gentlemen. On lead vocal and guitar we have Gypsy Rhea Perlman, and on ukulele we've got King Charles the Second. Good night!"

 

[Suomi]

This Jasmine song inspired me so much as a youngster that I wrote an entire story about a fictional hill on a village, where all the inhabitants looked like clones of Jasmine

 

[Tisch]

She's no Dawn Martin.

A mear 10 YEAR OLD at this point in time

 

[Soldi]

Turkey 06
UK 10
Spain -1
Portugal 07
Cyprus 05
Malta 08
Croatia 08
Austria 05
Switzerland 03
Greece 07
Estonia 08
Norway 10
France 02
Slovenia 06
Netherlands 08
Belgium 06
Ireland 04
Finland 05

 

[Penelope]

In fairness it was better than Eimear Quinn

03 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
02 Spain
06 Portugal
04 Cyprus
05 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
08 Greece
07 Estonia
10 Norway
09 France
07 Slovenia
00 Netherlands
09 Belgium
07 Ireland
08 Finland

 

[dmlaw]

Age please.

Wikipedia says twenty, astonishingly.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta
09 Croatia
05 Austria
06 Switzerland
07 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
04 France
19 Slovenia
08 Netherlands
06 Belgium
08 Ireland
03 Finland

 

[Madison]

I just shuddered at the first mention of "sjubidu".

 

[lolly]

05 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
04 Spain
07 Portugal
05 Cyprus
04 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
06 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
05 France
08 Slovenia
06 Netherlands
08 Belgium
08 Ireland
08 Finland

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wikipedia says twenty, astonishingly.

shit. Different times.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its Dannii!

 

[ButterTart]

Go on love, get it down you.

 

[VoR]

Iceland were so forward thinking to send a drag queen in 1996.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm beginning to suspect that Penelope may have taken some strong drugs during the Swiss performance.

 

[Penelope]

Love Monica Lewinsky's new wig

 

[lolly]

Do I need a one woman Manhattan Transfer with a Morgan Fairchild wig? I think not.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Abysmal 200/10.

 

[ButterTart]

You lost me at 'shoobedoo'. She's quite fit in a sort of Butlins way though, and I can't imagine there's much you wouldn't get away with if she's been on the Thatchers Gold.

 

[VoR]

Every time I watch this song (including now) I inexplicably collapse into uncontrollable giggles.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is unfeasibley TERRIBLE.

 

[lolly]

05 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
04 Spain
07 Portugal
05 Cyprus
04 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
06 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
05 France
08 Slovenia
06 Netherlands
08 Belgium
08 Ireland
08 Finland
03 Iceland

 

[ButterTart]

This really is fucking AWFUL.

 

[Penelope]

God this is HORRENDOUS! Just fuck off!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta
09 Croatia
05 Austria
06 Switzerland
07 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
04 France
19 Slovenia
08 Netherlands
06 Belgium
08 Ireland
03 Finland
01 Iceland

 

[Penelope]

03 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
02 Spain
06 Portugal
04 Cyprus
05 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
08 Greece
07 Estonia
10 Norway
09 France
07 Slovenia
00 Netherlands
09 Belgium
07 Ireland
08 Finland
01 Iceland

 

[Penelope]

Oh this Polish one is practically UNPRONOUNCEABLE

 

[VoR]

TEN ICELAND

 

[Suomi]

That Icelandic song was so terrible that I had to fight for my LIFE to get to keep this show on!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That Iceland song is WEDGED IN HEAD.

 

[Soldi]

Turkey 06
UK 10
Spain -1
Portugal 07
Cyprus 05
Malta 08
Croatia 08
Austria 05
Switzerland 03
Greece 07
Estonia 08
Norway 10
France 02
Slovenia 06
Netherlands 08
Belgium 06
Ireland 04
Finland 05
Iceland 03

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SHOOOOBEDOOOOOOO

 

[Suomi]

A very depressed Alizee is thinking of moving to France

 

[Tisch]

Every time I watch this song (including now) I inexplicably collapse into uncontrollable giggles.

The (including now) has me SMIRKING so much!