Eurovision Rewatch: Oslo, 1996 - 20.00 GMT tonight (01/04)

[Madison]

This pan-Celtic nationalism should be crushed in its infancy.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta
09 Croatia
05 Austria
06 Switzerland
07 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
04 France

 

[lolly]

05 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
04 Spain
07 Portugal
05 Cyprus
04 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
06 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
05 France

 

[Penelope]

Murdered Elaizia?

Ate her after too

 

[Soldi]

Turkey 06
UK 10
Spain -1
Portugal 07
Cyprus 05
Malta 08
Croatia 08
Austria 05
Switzerland 03
Greece 07
Estonia 08
Norway 10
France 02

Elaine and Karen were a bit too dreary for my ears

 

[win_the_game]

I forgot about ELAINE AND KAREN representing France this year.

That's Karen OBE.

 

[Penelope]

03 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
02 Spain
06 Portugal
04 Cyprus
05 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
08 Greece
07 Estonia
10 Norway
09 France

 

[Suomi]

The common thread of this year’s songs is that everybody seems to be really upset, bar Gina G who misjudged the mood.

 

[Penelope]

The common thread of this year’s songs is that everybody seems to be really upset, bar Gina G who misjudged the mood.

@VoR - what had HAPPENED before the last time you watched this?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's Karen OBE.

Who is she?

 

[win_the_game]

Pen I had no idea you were into all this Celtic/Panpipe shite.

I am tickled.

 

[Madison]

More OBOE please

 

[Tisch]

I am, I'm just down with the gayz. Around here I'm whatever the male equivalent of a fag hag is.

I'd to love to be in a room when you discuss Eurovision 96 with the ladz degsy, baldy, billyboy, Dave, big Dave and their birds.

Seriously I would.

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh, SOUL II SOUL hitting up the OBOE

 

[Madison]

Who is she?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Matheson

 

[dmlaw]

This one's quite adventurous. There's a shit Casio backing track and they've replaced the pan pipes with an oboe.

 

[VoR]

That's Karen OBE.

Her wikipedia page is very oddly written

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Matheson

 

[lolly]

I wondered what Bonnie Langford did in between Just William and EastEnders

 

[Penelope]

Pen I had no idea you were into all this Celtic/Panpipe shite.

I am tickled.

LOVE IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ginger and green don't go together Pasty Palmer.

 

[win_the_game]

That shade of green with that hair colour is a CHOICE.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm not normally one to criticise but she looks like shit.

 

[Suomi]

12 points to the Lesbian Cookie Collective

 

[Tisch]

I missed who this was thinking about Buttertart and his ladz but it's getting my DIX POINTS (after Gina of course). What a faulous green dress and red wig combination!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12 points to the Lesbian Cookie Collective

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is glorious. Tied up with an ugly green bow.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd to love to be in a room when you discuss Eurovision 96 with the ladz degsy, baldy, billyboy, Dave, big Dave and their birds.

Seriously I would.

We don't invite degsy round, not since he tried to stab Big Dave for calling Open Your Heart 'twee'.

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh KEY CHANGE! This is JUST LIKE HEROIN

 

[Tisch]

I wondered what Bonnie Langford did in between Just William and EastEnders

That's EXACTLY who i was wondering who it reminded me of

 

[lolly]

05 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
04 Spain
07 Portugal
05 Cyprus
04 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
06 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
05 France
08 Slovenia

 

[Suomi]

I'm not normally one to criticise but she looks like shit.

She’s nervous! That clarinet is a gun!

 

[Penelope]

03 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
02 Spain
06 Portugal
04 Cyprus
05 Malta
07 Croatia
06 Austria
05 Switzerland
08 Greece
07 Estonia
10 Norway
09 France
07 Slovenia

 

[Tisch]

We don't invite degsy round, not since he tried to stab Big Dave for calling Open Your Heart 'twee'.

What a CUNT. But you can't blame him. He's been devo'd since the league got put on hold.

 

[dmlaw]

Her wikipedia page is very oddly written

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Matheson

It's a hell of a lot more coherent than Lucia Moniz's. Although I guess that probably wadn't written by a native English speaker.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 Turkey
11 UK
01 Spain
07 Portugal
06 Cyprus
07 Malta
09 Croatia
05 Austria
06 Switzerland
07 Greece
06 Estonia
09 Norway
04 France
19 Slovenia

 

[Penelope]

19 Slovenia

 

[Madison]

The name "Maxine and Franklin Brown" is unnecessarily confusing. They aren't married.

 

[ButterTart]

You can just tell that, to the very core of their beings, they can't fucking stand each other.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like a Dutch Moors Murderers.

 

[Tisch]

Fuck why does this entry make me feel like I'm IN TROUBLE