Eurovision Rewatch: Rome 1991 (30/05 20:00)

[Soldi]

Oh YOU REMEMBER DO YOU?

I was in the Balkans last year so I’m up to date on all the WAR KNOWLEDGE ya cunt

 

[Soldi]

I'M NOT! Just want ya'll to tell me it's a travesty

You missed the Yugoslavian Katie Price

 

[Penelope]

I wonder how Penny's Moopyvision cover is coming along

Also this purple man might actually be the Joker.

It isn't, a week wasn't enough time to figure out how to arrange a choral Chains On You x

 

[COB]

Dammit

 

[dmlaw]

I'M NOT! Just want ya'll to tell me it's a travesty

It's absolutely a travesty. Which is a big part of its appeal, so far.

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland

 

[Beverley]

It isn't, a week wasn't enough time to figure out how to arrange a choral Chains On You x

BITCH YOU BETTER SORT IT!

 

[Penelope]

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland

 

[Soldi]

10 Yugoslavia
01 Iceland

 

[Madison]

Why is there an Egyptian temple?

 

[dmlaw]

Malta seem to have combined 1989 Freddie Mercury's face with 2020 Brian May's hair. And that's just the girl.

 

[Iguana]

It's like an early I Wanna Be The Only One

 

[Tisch]

Was onstage chemistry explicitly BANNED this year?

I guess Italy is fairly conservative...

 

[COB]

The Just For Men moustache stuff really is a marvel of modern science!

 

[Soldi]

10 Yugoslavia
01 Iceland
05 Malta

 

[Penelope]

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta

 

[Soldi]

Was onstage chemistry explicitly BANNED this year?

I guess Italy is fairly conservative...

Those pesky Italians are usually ALL OVER each other with all those KISSES at a GREETING

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank HEAVENS for a car crash for the ages here

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta

 

[Tisch]

The tea might have gone to my head a bit but I might be finding the presenter slightly attractive actually...

 

[COB]

Love eyeshadow that makes a lady look THREE WEEKS DEAD

 

[Iguana]

Sing up, love

 

[Soldi]

Now this is GOOD

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This sax is a mood.

 

[VoR]

OMG this poor woman

 

[Madison]

BRING BACK THE LIVE ORCHESTRA

 

[Suomi]

Screaming at the dying trumpet

 

[dmlaw]

Why would you make your first ever attempt at playing the saxophone on live television?

 

[COB]

Going off my fucking chuff to this chorus, I'll be honest.

 

[Penelope]

BRING BACK THE LIVE ORCHESTRA SMOTHERING ENTRIES AT BIRTH

 

[D5K]

This one is great

 

[COB]

Was that SCAT?

 

[Soldi]

10 Yugoslavia
01 Iceland
05 Malta
09 Greece

 

[Iguana]

Was that SCAT?

I bet she's into ALL SORTS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was that SCAT?

Down boy

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece

 

[D5K]

I do love a good CLIPBOARD

 

[Iguana]

02 Yugoslavia
06 Iceland
07 Malta
09 Greece

 

[Penelope]

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
08 Greece

 

[Suomi]

You don’t want to know what they say behind the back of Sandro Simó from Switzerland