Eurovision Rewatch: Rome 1991 (30/05 20:00)

[Soldi]

Down boy

Is this a SNIPPET into this performance our @COB ’s been talking about

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this a SNIPPET into this performance our @COB ’s been talking about

 

[Iguana]

She has a look of Jan about her

 

[COB]

Is this a SNIPPET into this performance our @COB ’s been talking about

I have genuinely done some filming on my toilet for my video, but I've certainly not gone full brown you'll be relieved to know

 

[Soldi]

I have genuinely done some filming on my toilet for my video, but I've certainly not gone full brown you'll be relieved to know

Oh so “Push the Button (Toilet Flush Remix)”

 

[COB]

This is also quite nice now it's got going!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have genuinely done some filming on my toilet for my video, but I've certainly not gone full brown you'll be relieved to know

The hot gossip on the streets though is that the producers made him refilm some scenes due to their explicit nature.

 

[D5K]

This feels like a ne partez pas sans moi rewrite

 

[Iguana]

This is also quite nice now it's got going!

She needed to get to the higher notes!

 

[Madison]

I’ve never known a key change to come so late in the song.

 

[dmlaw]

Switzerland seems to have escaped from a contest where some level of professionalism was required. It's a low bar, but this is by far the best entry yet.

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece
70 Switzerland

 

[Soldi]

10 Yugoslavia
01 Iceland
05 Malta
09 Greece
05 Switzerland

 

[Penelope]

This is such a crap work night out karaoke

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
08 Greece
03 Switzerland

 

[Madison]

(No result spoilers please)

 

[Iguana]

I swear the host just said "That would have been better in Italian"

 

[Penelope]

OMG is this the GOOD Thomas Forstner one or the bad one

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was there a hurricane when they filmed the flag footage?

 

[Penelope]

OMG is this the GOOD Thomas Forstner one or the bad one

WORST YEAR SINCE 1989

 

[Soldi]

I swear the host just said "That would have been better in Italian"

Well he’s not telling a LIE

 

[Madison]

Magnificent hair

 

[Penelope]

Magnificent hair

Not as good as in 1989 though

 

[Suomi]

13 Yugoslavia - changed the face of Europe as we know it
03 Iceland
01 Malta - Albert Einstein feat Lorraine Kelly
10 Greece - changed the face of Europe as we know it
03 Switzerland

 

[dmlaw]

Some of these fashion choices are astonishing. Who thought that a sparkly waistcoat over a purple jumpsuit was a good idea?

 

[Penelope]

HOW LONG UNTIL CAROL

 

[Tisch]

GLOW UP!

The last three songs have all been pretty decent. I was expecting a year full of crap but this has been way more enjoyable than 2011.

 

[COB]

He has the look of the sort of guy Dr Beverley Crusher would have a brief affair with.

 

[Madison]

What song was this postcard?

 

[Madison]

He has the look of the sort of guy Dr Beverley Crusher would have a brief affair with.

Until he became a woman.

 

[Iguana]

Why do they not check the audience member they zoom in on at least looks like they don't want to DIE before deciding to go with the audience shot?

 

[dmlaw]

The female presenter is reading her script off an on screen clipboard. Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood never did that.

 

[Penelope]

Sarah Bray's not a very Luxembourgeois name

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece
70 Switzerland
35 Austria

 

[D5K]

I’m really struggling to rank all of these MOR entries. And it’s probably wishful thinking for there to be ten great songs so it doesn’t matter in the voting

 

[D5K]

What was that chord?!

 

[dmlaw]

I think that may have been the sound of the guitarist breaking a string as she went into the key change.

 

[Penelope]

OMG this is RIDICULOUSLY CRAP IN THE LAST MINUTE

DOUZE! DOUZE! DOUZE!

 

[Madison]

60 Yugoslavia
50 Iceland
30 Malta
65 Greece
70 Switzerland
35 Austria
55 Luxembourg

 

[Penelope]

07 Yugoslavia
00 Iceland
00 Malta
08 Greece
03 Switzerland
05 Austria
09 Luxembourg

 

[Penelope]

Oh thank BITCHTITS FOR CAROL